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The Perfect Location For A Hixploitation Abomination

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How 'bout those Brownrigg movies? Hopefully, I'm not the only fan out there who sees him as more than just the guy who made 1973's Don't Look In The Basement. Sure. That one was, by far, the best thing S.F. Brownrigg ever did, but he would soon prove to have more to offer than just the one hit. Of course Brownrigg would also prove, later on, that he can make really boring movies, as well. However, let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Today, we're going to take a look at good ol' S.F's second feature, 1974's Scum Of The Earth: The most mean-spirited Hixploitation film I've ever seen!

image Paul and Helen have just gotten married, and just now arrived at their Honeymoon destination out in the backwoods. A place where they can have some real privacy. And the second Paul is out of Helen's site, he gets it with an axe by an unknown assailant. As the sun sets, a petrified Helen runs off into the deep, dark woods, with no real plan in mind. The plan is to not die, I guess. After what seems like hours of running, Helen runs into a scary-looking old bastard who would be mistaken for a killer by anyone in Helen's shoes. Odis Pickett does look capable of murder, and I'd be surprised if he's never taken a life, but Odis did not murder that man. Helen reluctantly takes his word for it and accepts his invitation to follow him home because where else is there to go?

image Odis leads Helen down into the darkest depths of nowhere, where we find Odis' home, lived in by him and his family, all of which come off far more approachable than Odis, himself. This here house probably wouldn't be the first choice of hideouts for someone who just witnessed the murder of a loved one. Although again, where the hell else is there to go? She probably couldn't even find her way back to where she started, even if that was a good idea. While still alive, Helen's life is over. The Pickett house is now all there is. This filthy house, which seems to reek of dust, humidity and hopelessness. As Helen gazes out the window, she realizes all that exists outside this unwelcoming place is darkness and death.

image Odis promised Helen she could use his phone to call the Police, which is the only reason she's here, but Helen quickly finds out from the family that there is no phone. Why would Odis go and lie about a thing like that? Well, if he hadn't, she might have gone somewhere else for help. And as we all know, somewhere else ain't here. Odis needs Helen here if she's to be raped, later. Odis usually feels a bit rapey after so many hours of drinking Moonshine. Yeah, I think we all saw that one coming. His ability to think so far ahead, not so much.

image The Pickett family consists of the pregnant wife, Emmy, who Odis bought off her pa some time ago. Then, there's his grown up kids from another marriage, Bo and Sarah. Nobody expects much out of Bo, who may be borderline retarded. Sarah despises Bo and gives him a hard time every chance she gets. The chip on Sarah's shoulder is obvious. The reason for it soon becomes known, as Sarah takes issue with her father' plans to rape Helen. She doesn't want what's already happened to her to happen to anyone else, as she's quite blunt about it. Sarah doesn't so much care what happens to this woman as she simply despises Odis and might as well deprive him of some pussy if she can. Despite her and Emmy's efforts, the horny old drunk takes what he wants, further traumatizing Helen.

image Last night, Odis got so drunk, he actually forgot about Bo getting murdered by the still faceless killer. Now would be a good time to discuss sending Helen on her way, but Odis would prefer keeping her around a while longer. The reason for this seems mostly due to Odis' growing boredom with the already available holes in the house. A man ought to not take family for granted, but 'ol Odis never claimed to be perfect, now, did he? Odis has no real plan on what to do about Helen, or how long to keep her here, or what to tell the cops once they get called. A rape accusation is coming sooner or later, and he knows it. Odis will handle that when the time comes. Right now, Sarah is missing, and he's liquored up enough to go out there and shoot a hole through a somebitch. So, Odis threatens the wife with violence so she doesn't let his guest escape, and tries, once and for all, to nip this problem in the bud before all holes are lost.

A bit of a change of pace from Don't Look In The Basement, huh? This one is strictly for B-movie lovers with an appetite for the dirty ones and the mean ones. And anyone who enjoyed Brownrigg's last film will want to check this out, regardless, as we have several cast members returning to help out. Most notably, Gene "Judge" Ross and Camilla Carr, who are clearly far too close in age to be playing father and daughter. I'm guessing Ross was playing a role about a decade older than he actually was. Gene Ross does a fantastic job portraying what should now be known as the poster-child for Hixploitation. Nasty in every sense of the word. Newcomer, Charlie Dell, did a fine job channeling the dim-witted hick within him. The other newcomer, Ann Stafford's, portrayal of Emmy was a much needed addition, as her sweet demeanor, and constant offering of moral support, only served to make the rest of the Pickett family come off all the sleazier. A tiny cast for a straight-forward plot that wastes no time getting to the point. A tone which tells me no one in this movie will experience happiness ever again, regardless of how things end up. This is Hixploitation done the right way! 5/10

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How important is acting to you?

Oftentimes I'll read reviews for a movie that I've seen, and see that most of them complain about how terrible the acting is. And I have to admit, at least 95% of the time, I have no idea what they're talking about. Maybe it's because I mostly watch B movies, but I very rarely notice bad acting. For me to be distracted by bad acting, it has to really really bad. Like grade school play level bad. Like "Flesh Eating Mothers" bad. Does bad acting make much of a difference to you?
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Disney fires James Gunn

Take a look at this shit. Our man James Gunn went from Troma to Disney, and they fired him. He'll no longer direct their sci-fi/space Marvel movie sequel, because of some rape joke he made 10 years ago.

Google James Gunn and see:
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=james+gunn

Pretty harsh, for someone who was able to give a little of his own personality to this Marvel continuity where the director truly doesn't matter. You can swap out the directors of those movies, and they'd still be exactly the same. Gunn made Guardians a little different. Hell, we had a goddamn Lloyd Kaufman cameo in Guardians, and that's what this is all about. Yet, Disney wont let bygones be bygones, and he's out.

I've been losing interest in these Marvel movies lately. They're getting too formulaic. The be-all-end-all of cinema. I hope they fade out soon.
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Unsane - the 2018 movie

Like sfpx pointed out, "Unsane" is also an alternate title of "Tenebre", but we'll forgive 'em. It is a good name for a movie, and Tenebre obviously didn't want the name enough, since it opted to be called just that. "Tenebre". Tenebrae? Well, whatever. This has nothing to do with that movie, but that's still a good movie.

Anyways...

Unsane had a damn short theatrical run, and the trailer was pretty decent, so I wanted to see it while I could. I'm not sure if it's a common thing, but this movie was shot on an iPhone, so I was quite curious to see how that would play out. Video-wise, it worked fine. Didn't bother me one bit. Inspiring, if anything, because it can be done by crazy person. Even me. (And maybe you?)

The plot is gonna make you angry, just like the main chick in this movie. She's mad that this bullshit is happening somewhat legally, and she's in her right mind to be mad about it. Right?

It's nothing mind-blowing, but it'll keep your interest. I'd probably watch it again, mostly because I had to leave the theater to during an important scene. To take a shit. Twice.

My verdict? Decent movie. Probably didn't make enough of a dent in the cinema to be considered a success (lasting only a week at my cinema, while Strangers 2 is nearing a month), but it'll probably be a sleeper hit. I think the main actress did a good job, and acts as we all would in her situation. She's in an unjust situation, but she wont take shit from anyone.
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What movies did you buy or watch this week? (7-22)

I managed four this week.

Who Can Kill a Child
Every Mother's Worst Fear
Case of the Scorpion's Tail
Hangman

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Shark Week - Progress Thread

July 22nd through July 28th

I figure I'll keep this separate from the Camp Slasher thread, so mark your spots for the shark challenge.

+1 point per movie featuring a shark
+1 point per FTV
+1 point per victim (killed OR bitten BY a shark)

Here's a List of Shark Titles:
https://junkepics.com/film/?category=1&tags=shark&sort=value
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A Quiet Place, but a big buzz

Today was the last day "A Quiet Place" is playing at my theater, so I gave it a go. I tried once before, to no avail, as I had to leave because the audience wouldn't shut the fuck up, but no worries. Not like I'm paying for this shit anyway...

So I went to see what the big deal was, and what do you know... overhyped! Now, it ain't a bad movie. For Hollywood/PG-13 standards, it's pretty decent, but I still don't get why it lasted so long in theaters. Bitch lasted a month and a half, which is good for horror movies.

I don't know... it's okay. Some characters were making dumb decisions, and it tried to be a deep and emotional movie. It kinda works, but it kinda seems like it's trying too hard.

The creature design was nice. I liked how his head and sensors were. Kinda reminded me of the Shriekers from Tremors, but on a larger, more humanoid body. The grainery scene was decent, and it made me think of Dark Night of the Scarecrow. Rural/farm settings are underutilized in horror these days, but we get plenty of it in this movie.

Maybe I'm being biased because I don't want to jump on the Hollywood PG-13 bandwagon, but I still think the movie was a little overhyped. They've already got a sequel lined up, and everybody's raving about John Krazinski's directing, so will we have a franchise?
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Stepfather 2

Just saw this for the first time, oddly enough. Not too shabby. It's definitely more "by the numbers" than the first, riding that post-Freddy '80s horror bandwagon turning the killer equal parts unstoppable and totally quippable. The Stepfather is truly a real creep and weirdo. These movies probably wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without Terry O'Quinn's acting chops, though. And it's always nice to see the lovely Caroline Williams. Didn't she get the memo that the nosy friend always dies?!

Whatchu guys think?
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Creepshow RAW: The Abandoned Creepshow Series

As mentioned by @Box earlier, Creepshow is set to return as a TV series. I hope it's good, because the idea of a Creepshow TV series interests me more than the no longer happening Tales from the Crypt reboot. But does anyone remember Creepshow RAW?

The Creepshow franchise went through some bad times during the 2000s. In 2006, there was the poorly received Creepshow 3, which featured zero involvement from George Romero or Stephen King. Around the same time, there was the rumor of a remake, but there hasn't been any word on that in a long time.

Then in 2009, there was Creepshow RAW, which was meant to be a web series. I say "meant" because there was a single eight-minute episode released and then it was canceled. Titled Insomnia, it's somewhat inspired by the original Creepshow's wraparound segment, except instead of Tom Atkins as the pissed off (step)father, it's Michael Madsen.

It'd be wrong of me to pretend that Insomnia is some lost gem. The best part of it is Michael Madsen. The design of the monster appears to be decent, but it's not easy to tell any specific details thanks to the camera/editing and the low quality of the only YouTube upload. Still, it's a strange relic of what might've been the first Creepshow show. If you have eight minutes to spare, it's worth one look.

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The beginning scene of The Twilight Zone: The Movie

Damn, that scene chills me to the bone. I'll try to elaborate

1. It starts off with that terribly depressing song, "The Midnight Special." I like plenty of CCR songs, but this definitely isn't one of them. It's depressing in a way that I find the MASH theme song depressing, except this one gives me the willies too.

2. Two recognizable faces in Dan Aykroyd and Albert Brooks. Something about seeing two very well-known actors not normally recognized for horror lulls me into a false sense of security.

3. They begin playing TV trivia humming theme songs to well-known, instantly recognizable television shows, which I think also lulls me into some kinda false sense of security. These are just two guys having a good time, much in the way I've seen myself act numerous times. There's this sense of realism. When the Twilight Zone theme comes up, there's this sorta sinister presence that slowly begins to emerge, like "oh, fuck. Now you did it."

4. "Wanna see something really scary?" No, I don't! Lol. First of all, no way in hell would I pull over in the middle of nowhere like that in the dead of night. I just wouldn't.

5. When Dan Aykroyd makes this exaggerated face and holds his finger up with this wicked sense of glee like "now you're gonna get it," it just freaks me out.

6. The fact that not only does he turn into a monster and now you're face to face with this hideous thing in the middle of fucking nowhere, but the idea that he turns into one so damn quickly. There's no metamorphosis or painful body horror transformations. He just turns his head and "bam!" It just freaks me the hell out.

7. The fact that, for no good reason, he's a monster and that what if, Albert Brooks' character said he DIDN'T want to see something scary...would he have been spared?

I don't know. What do you all think? Do you find this scene scary? What movie scenes, if any, have that sorta creepy impending doom type feeling that never fail to have an effect on you? The thing behind the dumpster in Mulholland Drive has a similar vibe, I think. Where things just feel "wrong."
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