#BloodyMoon (1981)

I'm starting off trash month with this Spanish video nasty about a psycho at an all-girls school. Miguel has a disfigured face (obvious prosthetics), so he's a natural creepy weirdo with a violent history. When Angela arrives to the school, she unwittingly ventures into a shit-show of slasher whodunnit as our protagonist.

Our heroine Angela is attractive, but she's delusional and very stupid. Every character in this movie is dumb. You tell someone you saw a dead body and they're so quick to write you off like it's in your imagination, because you read too many murder mysteries. Yeah, Angela is blown off, but she's still stupid and incompetent, and so are her friends. One of them is faking sex and gets caught, then vows revenge on her friends for laughing at her? WTF is this shit? 😆 And the boyfriend-ish type is also a tool who keeps getting kicked out by the dickhead in charge. And Miguel isn't just ugly, but he's clearly retarded, too. At the end, he has the opportunity to do the right thing, but instead goes completely berserk, but at least he goes out swinging.

The music in this movie sounds like blobby drops of water. The kills are okay, the plot twist is extremely basic, and the whole thing is tinged with incompetence. Don't let that dissuade you, though. If you like badly-dubbed foreign horror from this era, this movie is for you.

Iran has been freed from the tyranny of the Khamenei. That dictator has been eliminated. Trump has liberated another country. 90 million Iranians are celebrating while liberals (and surely Markus) are angry about this.

Trash Challenge X: The Good, The Bad and the Shpadoinkle



It's about that time! And yes, for the tenth time! First, instead of subjecting you to another unnecessarily long introduction where I sneak in snide remarks, let's all just take a minute and reminisce about all the great moments and the fun we've had doing these things...

Ok, enough living in the past. Now, let's do #10.

Welcome to the 2026 Trash Challenge!

As always, it'll be one point for every trashy quality below. It doesn't have to be a significant amount of anything. As long as it's there.

Nudity

Gore

Rape

Hardcore (Porn

Incest

Drug Use

Cannibalism

Intentionally Bad Qualities

Video Nasties - Any movie to ever appear on this list.

SOV* - Anything shot-on-video from the 80's and 90's, or beyond, if you know of anything.

Beastiality

Necrophilia

Racism - One point for racist characters, or any type of blatant racism expressed.

Retards - Any characters who appears to be mentally handicapped is good for a point.

Garbage Point - One point earned if you genuinely hate the movie and have a difficult time making it through.

Pleasure Point - One point earned for each orgasm you provide for yourself whilst viewing a trash epic.

FTV (First Time Viewing)

And then, there's the Trifectas. Made famous by the legendary Turkey Challenge, For this one, we not only do directors, but also exploitation sub genres.

Sexploitation, Blaxploitation, Drugsploitation, Hixploitation, Hippiesploitation, Nazisploitation, Bikersploitation, Canuxploitation, Ozploitation, Nunsploitation, Vansploitation, Bruceploitation, Fowlsploitation, Rape/Revenge, Lezbo-Vamp, Women In Prison, Jungle Cannibal Epics, Mondo/Shockumentaries, Nudie Cuties/Nudist Camp, Giallos, J-Sploitation/Pink, Hong Kong CAT:III, Throwbacks

3 in a row from any of the above exploitations will count as a trifecta. A movie can only count towards one trifecta.

Single Trifecta - 5 points

Double Trifecta - 7 points

Triple Trifecta - 9 points

Etc.

Films must run no less than 40 minutes to count.

This challenge will be for the month of March.

Good fucking luck!



I https://trashepics.com/post/9/105/
II https://trashepics.com/post/9/186/
III https://trashepics.com/post/9/229/
IV https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=520af4ea
V https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=0d4711ef
VI https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=cffcc859
VII https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=47c7e95b
VIII https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=8dac3b4f
IX https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=755f40c6

And while we're at it, where the fuck is @VincentPriceIsRight? Probably giving blow jobs on the street since that dipshit commie #ZohranTheMoron turned NYC into a dystopian nightmare. I even restored the games section so he could continue to lose all his fake money there, but I guess he can't even afford internet anymore.

Does anybody keep in contact with @zed? He didn't get himself killed, did he?

#Scream7 Review

It's hard to talk about these movies without spoilers, so I'll be brief until more people chime in. Overall, I'd give it a 50%. My sister left the theater saying it's worse than part 3, but my expectations weren't high after seeing the first trailer, so I'm mostly indifferent. I wont say I disagree with her, though. It definitely could have been better. What should have been wasn't, and what was was lame, uninspired, and not personal at all like they were leading us to believe. If you thought the killer reveal in part 6 was lame, just you wait!

Stunning & Brave: The History of Never Go Back



Man, there's some stupid motherfuckers making movies these days! Not just people who are clueless about filmmaking like the good old days, but seemingly clueless about life and people in general. Sometimes, it's not easy to tell because so many movies are so tongue-in-cheek or intentionally dumb these days, but other times... yeah, stupid, stupid people! I saw one this week called Never Go Back. A two hour drama made by a guy who obviously has something to say. Not necessarily someone with a high school education, or a single fucking clue for that matter, but whoever made this movie I just watched definitely has things to say.

Some dufus and his old geezer daddy recently lost their mother/wife. This woman was a self-righteous, tree hugging hippie type. She always talked about how she wished the three of them could live out in the wilderness so they could be free of society and the evils and hassles that come with it. As the dufus and the old geezer head home after the funeral, they get to talking. The son recently got fired from his job and is super frustrated and depressed. The father is dying of a brain tumor, although he's keeping that to himself for some reason. These two feel as though there is nothing keeping them here. When I say "here", I mean civilization. They're done with society. They're disillusioned by corporate greed and inequality and are just plain done with the rat race and all the materialistic bullshit. So, after a 5 minute discussion, they decide to head out to the wilderness... like immediately. And these asshats really seem to believe it's what their fallen matriarch would have wanted for them. And they're probably right. She seemed like an idiot, going by the flashbacks.

Does this comically impulsive father and son head home first to pick up some things? Do they stop anywhere to pick up anything? I don't think so. If they did, it was never shown on camera. They just happen to have a tent for some reason, but mainly just the clothes on their backs. The son has a few weeks worth of pot and some cigarettes left. The dad warns him it's gonna really suck once he's out of nicotine and pot. The son understands this, but also assures his father that he won't need that stuff anymore because life in civilization was what made it so necessary to begin with. So, the father and son go find some woods, record a quick video explaining that they're never coming back, and leave it in the car to be found by whoever... then, they just go. They just walk into the woods and start living like Grizzly Adams, hoping they can somehow manage to learn how to survive as they go along.

These two retards mainly just sit around, stand around... and, uh, walk around, talking about how glad they are to finally be free of the ball and chain that is society and the obligations that come with it. When they're not doing that or patting themselves on the back for so easily weening themselves off the creature comforts the rest of us take for granted, they're usually eating grasshoppers and talking about how much more noble they are than those who AREN'T living in the wilderness. Sometimes, they eat frogs. After a while, the son finally runs out of cigarettes and pot, and takes a few weeks to act like he's getting off heroine. I must say, these guys are seriously sticking with this bullshit. I'd actually be kinda impressed by all of this if it wasn't so stupid.

So, dufus son finally recovers. Father and son continues to go on about naive, pretentious, hippie bullshit. Father catches son jerking his dick and calmly lets him know he's never going to find a wife if he lives his life out in the middle of nowhere. Son realizes this and has come to terms with it, but is fine with jerking his dick forever. The old geezer dies, son buries him and spends the rest of his short life wandering around and going on about naive, pretentious, hippie bullshit.... yes, to himself.

Unbelievable! This was one hell of a dumb movie. I can't imagine why it was decided this had to be 2 hours long, but I can't exactly say I didn't get a bit of a kick out of it, as annoying as it was at times. But as I was saying, this isn't merely a case of a director being bad at making movies. More of a case of a guy being a silly, ignorant, twat, who just happens to make movies. And again, there is nothing resembling parody in this. It's played completely straight, and heavily implies that the guy who made this piece of shit not only wants to do what these characters did, but would attempt to do it all the exact same way, with zero thought and zero planning. Ya know what? I genuinely hope he does that. 3/10

Trash Challenge IX: Another One Of Those Looong, Hard Ones



Soooo... earlier, I was uploading the above pic, and was just wondering, why would Zed post a picture of his girlfriend's tits in the shout box for the My Files section? Come to think of it, why IS there a shout box in the My Files section? Hopefully, those questions and more will be answered over the next month as it is, once again, time to delve into some fuckedupness, ineptness and head-scratching weirdness, while we leave our taste and morals behind for a while...

Welcome to the 2025 Trash Challenge!

As always, it'll be one point for every trashy quality below. It doesn't have to be a significant amount of anything. As long as it's there.

Nudity

Gore

**Rape

Hardcore (Porn)**

Incest

Drug Use

Cannibalism

Intentionally Bad Qualities

Video Nasties - Any movie to ever appear on this list.

SOV - Anything shot-on-video from the 80's and 90's, or beyond, if you know of anything.

Beastiality

Necrophilia

Racism - One point for racist characters, or any type of blatant racism expressed.

Retards - Any characters who appears to be mentally handicapped is good for a point.

Garbage Point - One point earned if you genuinely hate the movie and have a difficult time making it through.

Pleasure Point - One point earned for each orgasm you provide for yourself whilst viewing a trash epic.

FTV (First Time Viewing)

And then, there's the Trifectas. Instead of using directors and series, the Trash Challenge trifectas are all about the classic Exploitation sub genres

Sexploitation, Blaxploitation, Drugsploitation, Hixploitation, Hippiesploitation, Nazisploitation, Bikersploitation, Canuxploitation, Ozploitation, Nunsploitation, Vansploitation, Bruceploitation, Fowlsploitation, Rape/Revenge, Lezbo-Vamp, Women In Prison, Jungle Cannibal Epics, Mondo/Shockumentaries, Nudie Cuties/Nudist Camp, Giallos, J-Sploitation/Pink, Hong Kong CAT:III, Throwbacks

3 in a row from any of the above exploitations will count as a trifecta. A movie can only count towards one trifecta.

Single Trifecta - 5 points

Double Trifecta - 7 points

Triple Trifecta - 9 points

Etc.

NEW - Starting this year, director trifectas will also be allowed

Films must run no less than 40 minutes to count.

This challenge will be for the month of March.

Good fucking luck!



I https://trashepics.com/post/9/105/
II https://trashepics.com/post/9/186/
III https://trashepics.com/post/9/229/
IV https://trashepics.com/post/9/236/
V https://trashepics.com/post/9/247/
VI https://trashepics.com/post/9/254/
VII https://trashepics.com/post/9/266/
VIII https://trashepics.com/post/9/280/

TV Challenge 2026

Watch as much TV as you possibly can throughout the entirety of February and get 1 point for every minute watched.

Can be TV shows or documentaries. But no YouTube stuff.

Some possible bonus points:

If you watch an entire season of a show, in which each episode lasts over 40 minutes, you can claim an extra 50 bonus points per episode. For any show over 20 minutes, 25 bonus points per episode.

Starts today and ends on 28th Feb at 23:59 hours.

I've been summoned to jury duty!

Goddammit!

Has anyone here gone through this before?