Ouija boards

So I played with one over the weekend. And it worked. I shit you not. I read online the reasons why Ouija boards seemingly work, and I'm sorry, but there's just no way in hell either of us subconsciously spelled out some of the things it said.

What are your experiences with Ouija boards? Are you a believer or not?

Your Jizzing record

What's the most number of times you've jizzed in one day? I once jerked it 10 times in one day. I need to beat this record.

#Sex

The 'pocalypse is cumming!

I know we all hate to discuss politics on here, but the North K situation is very frightening. That little fat guy is ready to nuke us, and we're ready to go to war over it. It's a reality we'll all soon face as the moment of truth happens in a week or less, when Guam gets bombed. We're all fucked. 😟

Might as well go out talking about our favorite apocalypse scenarios. Which are your favorite scenarios? Which do you think are the most plausible?

I think the tech-pocalypse is very likely. Skynet already exists, and the nukes are already in play. Zombie apocalypse is often considered to be the most fun, because people want to smash in the skulls of mindless villains, but there's not a lot of grounded fact to sustain the idea.

I've also grown really fond of the Ape-pocalypse recently, but that's also pretty out there.

Thoughts on dystopias and your favorite apocalypse scenario?

Scars and Bone-Breaks

I was watching The IT Crowd, season 2 episode 2, and when Matt Berry came on-screen, I got so excited, I brought the bottle of whiskey to my mouth too fast and chipped my tooth. I'm going to have that for the rest of my life now! 🥴

Do you have any good stories for your scars and bone-breaks?

What movies did you buy or watch this week?

There was a poster on the old board who had a thread like this at the end of each week. She must not be here but it seems like somebody should be doing that here. Since no one is, I thought I'd do it.

I haven't had much time for movies lately but I just recently bought Murder Set Pieces and The Red Queen Kills Seven Times.

Donkey Bong

🙂 A little Saturday morning (joe)cartoon.

The Black Room (2016)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5431600/

I just watched this movie and was an hour into it when I realized it's not a horror comedy, but an actual horror. It reminded me of a Naked Gun movie.

Is there anything funnier than?

Dead babies. Pure comedy gold!😄

RIP Chantek

Chantek an Oranutan who could communicate through sign language has died today age 39. Star of TV documentary 'The Ape Who Went to College' also became adept at cleaning his room and using tools and enjoyed dining at Dairy Queen. Bless 'im.

Spanish Horror/Exploitation

Italian Horror always gets so much credit, figured I'd give Spain a little love, as it has given us some truly unique gems over the years. Any fans of this stuff? I've seen quite a few, but mostly 70's Franco. Feel free to add any recs or opinions.


Loved

Tombs Of The Blind Dead (1972)
A Vigrin Among The Living Dead (1973)
Countess Perverse (1974)
Lorna The Exorcist (1974)
Vampyres (1974)
Female Vampire (1975)
White Cannibal Queen (1980)

Liked

Return of The Evil Dead (1973)
Horror Rises from the Tomb (1973)
It Happened at Nightmare Inn (1973)
The Ghost Galleon (1974
Cannibal Terror (1980)
Bloody Moon (1981)
The Hot Nights Of Linda (1975)
Exorcism (1975)
Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun (1977)
The Hanging Woman (1973)
Count Dracula's Great Love (1973)
Who Can Kill a Child? (1976)
Curse of the Devil (1973)
Night of the Howling Beast (1975)
Inquisition (1978)

Disliked

Venus In Furs (1969)
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
Night Of The Seagulls (1973)
Devil Hunter (1980
Vampire Junction (2001)