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How have you been keeping busy?

Everything on the news is Covid this, Corona that. Quarantine, social distancing, blah blah blah. Quite frankly, I'm getting sick of hearing it. Either way, most of us are stuck at home and have got dick to do. Not me though. I'm still moderately essential. Someone's got to stock the toilet paper, right?

So what have you been doing in this economical downtime? Please, ramble on and tell us how you've been wasting your time, because I really do want to hear it! I can ramble on and on about what I'm doing, but I don't want this to be about me. Just know that I AM doing TE stuff, whether it shows or not.

What's everybody been up to?

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Movies about Plagues?

Alllll righty then, we have the coronavirus to worry about. Beautiful. Just... beautiful. It sounds like, over the course of this month, things should get a hell of a lot scarier. So, what better time to watch horror movies, or sci-fi movies, dealing with plagues, or general viral outbreaks? Or TV shows, or books... I'm not being too picky here. Just generally any kind of story we can find out there that has some kind of plague going on. What comes to mind for you? I'll throw out a few. If you have anything to say about any of these, or any movies of your own, fire away. I know there are shitloads of movies about vampire and zombie plagues, so I don't know whether to count too many of them. I included a few. I guess if they are of high quality, then include them? Your call.

Twelve Monkeys (1995, and also 2015-2018)
Contagion (2011)
Outbreak (1995)
The Stand (1994, and hopefully this year for the new version)
I Am Legend (2007)
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
The Omega Man (1971)
Quarantine (2008)
REC (2007)
Resident Evil (2002)
Daybreakers (2009)
Cabin Fever (2002)
28 Days Later (2002)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Masque of the Red Death (1964)
The Decameron (1971)
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Glen or Glenda?

"Airplanes...ha! Why it's against the Creator's will. If the Creator wanted us to fly, he'd have given us wings."

But we fly. Maybe some of you remember an even sillier remark:

"Automobiles? Ah...they scare the horses. If'n the Creator had meant for us to roll around the countryside, we'd have been born with wheels."

Silly? Certainly. We were not born with wings, we were not born with wheels. But in the modern world of today it's an accepted fact that we must have them. So we have corrected that which nature has not given us. Strangely enough, nature has given us all these things, we just had to learn how to put nature's elements together for our use, that's all. Yet the world is shocked by a sex change.

"If the Creator had wanted us to fly, he'd have given us wings."

"If the Creator had meant us to roll around the countryside, we'd have been born with wheels."

"If the Creator had meant us to be boys, we certainly would have been born boys."


Notice how they repeat themselves?



Hahaha. This is one bullshit movie. I actually kind of love it. It's my favorite Ed Wood movie, which probably doesn't say anything at all, because the dude sucked, but I love him. He was so passionate about this movie, even though this one was pretty biased towards his love of angora sweaters.

If you've ever watched the movie "Ed Wood", you'll know how the story goes. Somehow, he conned Bela Lugosi into being in this movie, because his fading star status meant enough... to Ed Wood, but not anyone else. But hell, it meant something to me, because I think Lugosi was the man.

It must have been controversy to have a movie like this come out back in the 50s, but this stuff is more controversy today if you don't accept it. I will admit, I have a strange fascination with transvestites. This movie has a lot of dumb information about them, trying to sway you into believing that their antics are justified. You can tell that Ed Wood feels that he's being wrongfully persecuted in making this movie, because he probably got a lot of shit for it when he was making it, but hey... I guess it had to be said, right? It probably paved the way for our current transgender rights stigma, but at least that shit hasn't been too overblown these days.

Honestly, I don't think transgenders should get special treatment. Sure, they ought to be accepted if they want to dress as they do, but I'm not going to go out of my way to make them feel "secure" in their provocative efforts, nor do I think they should be given special treatment because they say so. But this movie thinks so, and that's what makes it great. It's a documentary-style justification that turns into mindless drivel about satan and madness. They try to present their case so scientifically, but it's all biased. Oh my... what a movie.

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Phobias!

So I'm just sitting in my living room watching random YouTube videos and we stumble across a "what's my phobia" video to see if my boyfriend and I had any!

I definitely do and I just got curious if y'all had any crazy/weird phobias?!
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Sister Wives

Hey guys, I have been watching some of sister wives lately, and I am curious. Do any of you guys watch the show? If so what do you think about the Brown Family.

I know polygamy is illegal, personally I do not think it should be. Watching this family, and the love they have for each other. How can anyone say no, that's not right? The kids are all happy, healthy, and growing up to bigger and better things. And they have a huge support system. They have their dad, and 4 moms.

Kody Brown has four wives, and a total of 18 kids. And watching them, they are just a normal family. They go through the same issues as monogamous families.

It baffles me that they get so much hatred. That they had to keep secret. I hope one day, they can legalize it in America, so families like the browns don't have to hide, and their kids can stop hiding.

If you don't watch the show, what is your take on it? Have you met any polygamists? Or lived around them.


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Terminator: Grrl Power!!

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So, am I to understand that Terminator: Genisys is no longer a thing? No longer a consideration within the Terminator universe, I mean. The thought of another sequel coming along and erasing Genisys always sounded reasonable to me, but in this case, maybe not...? If not merely a fitting finale, Dark Fate was always an opportunity to get the T-train back on the tracks, which, even originally, seemed very unlikely for many reasons. However, after watching Terminator: Dark Fate, I'm afraid we've now strayed further than ever. Well, sort of. As usual, it's complicated

image Yep, Genisys never happened. Neither did Salvation. And the machines have yet to rise. However, Judgement Day is still around. They're letting us keep that one, along with the original, of course. But back to T2. The events from that movie happened as we remember them, but it's what happened shortly thereafter which changed everything we are familiar with. After Skynet's existence was literally wiped out in T2, it somehow continued sending back Terminators to take out John. And you know what? One finally got him. In a scene filled with CGI goodness, we witness something that looks almost like a cut scene from T2. We see what appears to be young Linda Hamilton watching in Horror as young Edward Furlong is blown away by a T-800, who looks kind of like Arnold, but, of course, is not. So, Skynet is gone, John Connor is gone, and... Alright, then. Great start!

image Fast forward to present day Mexico, and we got a familiar series of events with two naked Terminators showing up from the future. One good, one bad. The bad one is something called a Rev-9. Those things are like T-1000's if they were made of tar instead of that cool, silvery liquid stuff. This thing is proven to be a bad sonofabitch pretty early on. Far more advanced and dangerous than the T-1000, actually. As it would turn out, the good one isn't really a Terminator at all. Grace is some type of cyborg-human hybrid. The third time they've attempted this in the series, and coincidentally, the third time they've also attempted a female Terminator. That is, if you count the TV show. Who do they want to kill/protect? Who the hell is left? Well, some chick, apparently. The Rev-9 nearly ends some chick and her brother, but Grace comes in at the last second and takes down the Rev-9 because she's a girl and girls can do that... If they choose to, I mean. They don't have to!

image Taken down but not out, the Rev-9 recovers in record time. Some chick's brother gets taken out pretty quick, but he's a guy, so, no loss there. Grace and some chick come pretty close, themselves, but are saved by none other than Sarah Connor, who is, once again, being portrayed by Linda Hamilton. A very prepared Sarah just about blows that Rev-9 thing to hell, but only weakens it enough for everyone to get away. After getting ditched, Sarah catches back up with the girls and soon learns a few things: First and foremost, Skynet is indeed gone. Sarah and her son really were successful, which is really confusing, because what's with non-existent Skynet sending back more T-800's from a non-existent future? I'd really like someone to explain that to me how that works. Anyway, Grace has no idea what the grumpy old lady is going on about. Sarah learns that some other AI system will eventually be developed, which gives way to a similar Judgement Day, eventually giving way to a similar resistance. However, it's totally different because it's not called "Skynet". It's called "Legion". And as it would turn out, Legion is not after some "new John Connor" that some chick will give birth to ... Wait for it... Some chick is the actual target! So, shame on all you sexists who assumed that the only thing special about some chick was her uterus.

image So, why is Linda Hamilton in this, again? Her character is more or less an obsolete relic from an obsolete reality that can't decide if it exists or not. Just hanging around, making snarky remarks. At least that hasn't changed since Genisys. Sarah makes mention that Terminators, yes, Skynet's Terminators, never stopped being sent into the past. Sarah reveals getting a "heads up" via text from an unknown source every time this happened, giving her the upper hand and making it possible to take out every one. Same story with the Rev-9, which is highly unusual. This unknown source, who Grace has also been instructed to seek assistance from, turns out to be none other than that same T-800 that killed John over 20 years ago. His name is Carl, and he's got a wife and step-son, and somewhat of a personality. And you know what else? He gets it. He gets what he did to John was a dick move. Carl gets that this hurt Sarah, and he's genuinely sorry. Carl wants to make things right, as he's been trying for years. Sarah says "fuck off, Carl". However, he's too valuable of an ally at this point, so, Carl sticks around to help Grace and some chick figure things out while Sarah pouts over her dead son. And after being portrayed as naive and unprepared for her fate the entire movie, some chick then suddenly snaps out of it. Some chick is now the warrior she was always destined to become, taking charge, getting everyone in the zone for one final battle with the Rev-9. Because sometimes chicks can do that.

image What is it going to take for someone to finally take this franchise fucking forward? This isn't normal! Salvation sucked, but at least it kept the story going, as opposed to running around in circles like Genisys and Dark Fate. Just remake the original already and get it overwith, you assholes! Why put this once great franchise through all this? You can't add all this remakey shit and still keep the old stuff around. It makes no sense, even for a time travel movie. And I thought Genisys was pretty bad, but looking back... Yeah, ok. Pretty bad! Yet, as far as Terminator sequels go, I can deal with Genisys a little better. Genisys is almost like hanging out with an old friend you haven't seen in forever. You realize you missed old friend more than you thought, which gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling, even though they've clearly changed some. Dark Fate is like a new friend you don't know very well, but they have qualities which you find appealing and familiar. You don't fully trust new friend, but still have a blast hanging out with them. Those two films CAN be seen as similar in a way. Both have a bit of a "what if" thing going on, much like a fan film. Genisys implies alternate timelines, where as Dark Fate almost seems like that's what they were going for, but I don't think they were. It's hard to tell exactly what they were trying to do here. Personally, I find it all more enjoyable to pretend this is just another timeline.

image Before I lay into this movie some more, I do want to point out that I really did enjoy it. Terminator: Dark Fate is a crazy, fast-paced action flick that turns out to be a lot of fun, though a lot to take in, at times. They came up with some pretty cool stuff for the Rev-9, building it up as a far bigger threat than any Terminator before it, even though it was technically not a Terminator, because that's a Skynet thing. And Grace wasn't such a bad character. Not annoying at all, actually. I think they got the human-Terminator hybrid down nicely this time. And ultimately, this IS a Terminator movie, so, I can't not love it. However, it all turns out to be a hollow, meaningless experience, mostly due to lazy writing and atrocious continuity.

An entry which not only strays further from the tracks, but goes the extra mile, destroying said tracks and building entirely new ones in the exact same spot for no real reason. All the while pretending to be a fresh take on the whole thing. It's only fresh or different on the surface. Legion IS Skynet and some chick IS John Connor. However, they don't go by those names, so, it's hard to get as invested in this as one could be. They really dropped the ball, excluding John Connor simply because he didn't fit into the "girl power" narrative they were obviously going for. It does seem like appealing to the woke crowd and turning this into a "feminist circle jerk" was a far bigger priority than making it the respectable follow up it was promised to be. And this could easily be the final installment, making it all the more unfortunate. But I suppose it's far more important to prove to the world, once again, that girls can do anything boys can do. Even be John Connor! 5/10

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Newish Feature: HUDs

I dabbled with this a bit before when I reworked the themes, but I got carried away and decided to make it a more standardized feature. Heads-Up Displays!

You can access HUDs in the drop-down menu or the home page. It might require a page refresh on your part. It's a fairly pointless feature, but it grants you insight into how Terminators and RoboCops might view the world, and if you're anything like me, you've always wanted to be a robot, am I right?

This took longer than I thought because I had to get a lot of little details right, like fonts and alignments, but the end result isn't too bad. Plus, there's a javascript console in there so you can hack the site if you know what your'e doing. I feel that there's a lot more I can do with it, but here's a taste to get you started. Feedback is always welcome.

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My Top 100

I started out doing a top 50 favorite movie list, but so many titles came to mind, figured 100 was not only possible, but necessary. I put a lot of thought into this, and have rearranged many since I started, but I feel like this is as definitive of an IN ORDER list that I can come up with. 100th favorite to all time favorite.

100. Willard (2003) - Crispin's Glover bullied by R. lee Ermey is the greatest thing ever... Well, the 100th greatest thing.

99. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Most classy and professional Sci-fi film of the decade.

98. The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) - Martin Sheen tries his best to fuck a kid.

97. Gacy (2003) - The Mark Holton performance we never knew we wanted.

96. World's Greatest Dad (2009) - Robin Williams' cunty son jack offs himself to death.

95. Carbon Copy (1981) - George Segal's white supremist family kicks him to the curb when they find out he's Denzel Washington's father. Denzel's first role.

94. Bloody Mama (1970) - Roger Corman's portrayal of bank robbers, Kate Barker and sons, whom she fucked.

93. Mark Of The Devil (1970) - Gosh, Udo Kier's so dreamy in this! Lots of nerve racking scenes of torture, but a beautiful film nonetheless.

92. Play Misty For Me (1971) - Intriguing Thriller, sweet location, unusual role for Clint. Also his directorial debut. Really good Fatal Attraction-type shit.

91. The Giant Gila Monster (1959) - Good-natured, micro-budgeted monster movie.

90. The Odd Couple (1968) - Comedy gold. Great casting, and great chemistry between 2 comedy geniuses.

89. Taxi Driver (1976) A calming movie to watch for some reason. Probably the score and low-key tone of it all.

88. Return To Oz (1985) - I would have put my money on a sequel to Wizard of Oz being a disappointment, and I would have lost.

87. The Last American Virgin (1982) - Porky's-ish comedy from the director of Israel's Lemon Popsicle series... which is a fucking weird sentence, Lmao!!

86. Fatso (1980) - Dom DeLuise plays a whiny, fat fuck on a diet who tries to murder his brother cuz he misses bread.

85. Whiplash (2014) - Borderline psychotic drumming instructor demands perfection.

84. Breezy (1974) - Eastwood directed Romantic Dramedy about a hippie girl who shacks up with the dad from Omen II. Surprisingly endearing stuff.

83. Megan Is Missing (2011) - 3 nightmarish scenes more than make up for the boring and annoying.

82. Voice from the Stone (2017) - Unlike in Game Of Thrones, Emilia Clarke actually won me over after I saw this.

81. National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - Fuck Chevy Chase but there's always this.

80. Watership Down (1978) - Another calming movie. When bunnies aren't getting murdered, I mean.

79. The Burning (1981) - Possibly the perfect 80's Summer Camp Slasher.

78. Boxing Helena (1993) - Dark & twisted 90's Thriller from David Lynch's daughter.

77. Where The Red Fern Grows (1974) - A different world than we're now faced with. That's why I love it.

76. Uncle Buck (1989) - John Candy's most memorable role. Still as hilarious as it was 30 years ago.

75. One Million Years B.C. (1966) - Best Caveman epic of the decade, possibly ever.

74. Squirm (1976) - Nice location and interesting actors chosen for the roles. There's something very authentic and honest about this film.

73. Don't Deliver Us From Evil (1971) - French School-girls worshipping Satan and stuff.

72. Pretty Poison (1968) - Crime Thriller starring Anthony Perkins and Tuesday Weld, who are great together.

71. Saw III (2006) - Unpopular opinion, but I think this is the best one of the series.

70. Brewster's Millions (1985) - Richard Pryor pisses away ridiculous money in order to make 10 times more.

69. Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985) - I know Tim Burton could still make movies this good, but he refuses to cuz he's a cunt. When I was 7, this movie was everything.

68. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) - Dark, grimy and sadistic, yet an ultimately positive experience.

67. 9 Lives of Fritz The Cat (1974) - Inferior sequel, but more fun to get high to.

66. Bride Of Frankenstein (1935) - By far the best Horror film of the 30's, imo.

65. Don't Look In The Basement (1973) - Chilling insane asylum Horror with a nagging feeling of isolation and helplessness. Amazing first film from S.F. Brownrigg.

64. The Bad News Bears (1977) - Walter Matthau plays an asshole drunk who coaches a baseball team full of asshole kids. Very 70's.

63. Gator (1976) - Burt Reynolds at his best.

62. The Killer Shrews (1959) - Makes a great double feature with The Giant Gila Monster (same director).

61. Enter Nowhere (2011) - Twilight Zone-ish mind fuck.

60. Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1973) - A prettier, classier I Spit On Your Grave with hardcore rape.

59. Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) - Perfect Thanksgiving movie.

58. An American Werewolf In London (1981) - Perfect Werewolf movie.

57. Under The Skin (2013) - Beautifully dark, wintery Sci-fi with very little dialogue, starring Scarlet Johansson.

56. Last Man On Earth (1964) - Not the typical Vincent Price Role in this Pre-Night Of The Living Dead living dead epic.

55. Beyond The Darkness (1979) - Sick, dark Italian exploitation at its finest.

54. Superman II (1980) - Best one of the series, imo. Christopher Reeve really made this role his bitch.

53. Dead Alive (1992) - Is it weird that my favorite part was when Sgt. Slaughter said "What??? NO Pudding?"

52. Damien: Omen II (1978) - Far more interesting than the original, imo.

51. Gremlins (1984) - Timeless Christmas Horror for the whole family (unless you're in a family full of cunts).

50. Silver Streak (1976) - Gene Wilder's and Richard Pryor's finest hour.

49. Flowers In The Attic (1987) - Haunting, claustrophobic, borderline Horror without incest, but still great.

48. Human Centipede II (2011) - Am I the only one who want to a see a colorized version of this?

47. Switchblade Sisters (1975) - Bitches be crazy!

46. A Comedy Of Terrors (1963) - Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff and Basil Rathbone... acting like a bunch of dumb fucks.

45. The Jerk (1979) - If Forrest Gump had been raised by the black folks.

44. Ex Machina (2014) - Thought-provoking, modern Sci-fi with an unusually good story.

43. Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (1973) - Hammer meets Dreamland.

42. Minnie And Moskowitz (1971) - Romantic Comedy about some defensive asshole who latches on to a shy woman who possibly has a stick up her ass.

41. Your Vice Is A Locked Door And Only I Have The Key (1972) - My favorite Gaylow.

40. Birdemic (2010) - Intentional schlock perfected... At least I think it's intentional... Holy shit! What if it's not???

39. Heavy Metal (1981) - One of many examples of why most people still prefer old school animation.

38. The Greasy Strangler (2016) - The greatest Horror comedy of the 2010's... ?

37. Cannibal: The Musical (1993) - The greatest Horror comedy of the 90's... fact!

36. Requiem For A Dream (2000) - Weirdest drug comedy I've ever seen.

35. Burnt Offerings (1976) - Dan Curtis throws Dark Shadows fans a little something to keep them warm at night. Oliver Reed makes this kick ass all the more.

34. Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964) - Superior Sci-fi for the times. A genuinely good movie.

33. Journey To The Beginning Of Time (1955) - Some kids take an unexpected tour of Earth's early years, observing all sorts of stop-motion, prehistoric creatures.

32. Up In Smoke (1978) - The Chong-directed entries just couldn't compare. This one has a special something never seen again.

31. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998) - Watching this for the first time during first shroom trip is an experience like no other.

30. Whip And The Body (1963) - The only Bava that I can stay awake for. Beautiful film.

29. The Body Snatcher (1945) - Favorite Horror of this abysmal decade. Karloff kicks so much ass in this!

28. Island Of Death (1976) - Seemingly made especially for the Trash challenge.

27. Return of The Living Dead (1985) - 80's Horror at it's peek

26. The Hereafter (1983) - I have a thing for old, obscure, British Horror, and none more than this.

25. The Room (2003) - I wish this movie lasted forever.

24. The Hitcher (1986) - Not a dull second in this nearly-perfect, dark, Psychological Thriller.

23. The Toxic Avenger (1984) - Perfect B-Horror flick for a late Friday night. Never gets old.

22. Back To The Future Part II (1989) - 30 years later, and I've sitll never been so excited about a part 2.

21. Messiah Of Evil (1973) - Beautiful, dreamlike atmosphere. Mysterious little film that feels as if it's missing something, or means more than it seems. Some low-budget films back then just seemed to end up that way on their own.

20. The Strange Vengeanve Of Rosalie (1972) - Reminiscent of Misery, but set in the Spanish desert. Ridiculously underseen. Shows what one can accomplish with no budget.

19. Bonnie And Clyde (1967) - Maybe not the most accurate portrayal, but one of the all around best films of the 60's.

18. The Ringing Bell (1978) - A lamb forces a bloodthirsty wolf, who just killed his mother, to train him so he can someday take revenge. Amazing, animated obscurity with a bit of WTF.

17. Leaving Las Vegas (1995) - Powerful story about a sad man intentionally drinking himself to death while hanging out with a hooker who tries not to get attached. Nic Cage can act, apparently.

16. Henry: Portrait Of A Serial killer (1986) - Fuck the bears... fuck everybody!

15. Redneck Zombies (1989) - The most ambitious, and slapstickingly glorious SOV of the 80's.

14. Ed Wood (1994) - Perhaps a better film than Ed Wood deserved. More proof that Tim Burton CAN make a great movie.

13. Night Of The Living Dead (1968) - The father of all modern Horror and the last great old school black and white Horror. An undisputed masterpiece.

12. Terminator 2 (1991) - Normally, part 3, 4, 5 and 6 strive to capture the magic of the original. Not in this case.

11. Deliverance (1972) - Much more than just a movie about squealing like pigs and shoving dicks up assholes.

10. Female Trouble (1974) - Funnier, darker and just plain better than Pink Flamingos, imo. This made quite an impression on me.

9. Midnight Cowboy (1969) - Naive Texan travels to New York in search of unlimited money and pussy and ends up with jack shit and an asshole friend named Ratso.

8. Blood Freak (1972) - Some schmuck and his weirdo biker friend from Croatia gives us the film Herchell Gordon Lewis never got around to.

7. Fantastic Planet (1973) - Most amazing animated film I've ever seen. Trippy, dreamlike Sci-fi that's truly one of a kind.

6. Martyrs (2008) - My favorite Horror film of the last 20 years.

5. Psycho II (1983) - Original < Part 2

4. Things (1989) - Surreal, mind-bending, and one of the most hilarious so bad it's good films in existence... A description that doesn't even begin to do this movie justice.

3. The Time Machine (1960) - Captivating adaptation of the science fiction tale. Hasn't aged incredibly well but should be essential viewing for any kid with a growing imagination.

2. The Bad Seed (1956) - One would think a movie lasting over 2 hours, which features nothing but dialogue, would drag a bit, but with a story like that, not so much. This is the American Psycho of the day.

1. Basket Case (1982) - This movie molded my taste in cinema at an unusually young age. It's why I prefer bad over good, weird over normal, old over new, obscure over popular, and Horror over all else. I love Basket Case the most!
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New Feature? Arcade

This is one I started on a while ago, but I flat-out forgot about it for months. Every day, my mind decides to focus on something else, so I can never get my priorities straight, but in this particular instance, the feature is arcade games.

Click the 'Community' drop-down menu to view the Trash Epics Arcade. Here are a few shitty games you can play, and they'll even keep track of scores so you can try to be the best A-hole on Trash Epics!

You might remember Tetris and Snake from a while ago, and those have been updated to fit the new schema. I've also added Whack-a-Mole, Memory, and Bejunked (it's like a Bejeweled knock-off, but instead of matching gems, you match garbage). Funny thing is that I struggled with that one a few months back, but I got loaded on rum and figured it out in two seconds.

So go ahead and play some games in the https://junkepics.com/game/single/

I have ideas for more games, but I might get sidetracked with other ideas before I get to those. Give me your thoughts, but you probably wont, considering how lazy everyone here is...
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Movies You Can't Remember

I don't mean movies that you forget the title of. I'm talking about movies that you have watched more than once and you can't remember how they end.

I've encountered this a few times. I'll have seen a movie anywhere from 2 or more times and for the life of me, I can't remember how the damn movie ends.

Here are three movies off the top of my head that I have this issue with:

1. Session 9 (2001) I would estimate I have seen this movie 5 or 6 times. I can never remember how it ends. I like the movie a lot, but as soon as it is over, I've completely forgotten the ending...
2. The Void (2016) Another one I really like. I think it has a great setting and atmosphere. Sadly, just like Session 9 once this one is over I can't remember anything about how the movie ended.
3. John Carpenter's The Thing (1982): Sigh... This one is embarrassing to admit that I can't remember the ending. John Carpenter's The Thing is one of my all-time favorite movies. The practical effects are beautiful! The feeling of dread and paranoia throughout, I honestly think this movie is perfection. I have seen this more times than I could possibly count and as soon as it's over I have forgotten how the movie finished. emoticon

I don't know why certain movies are like this for me. Any of you ever have this happen? What movie or movies do you have a hard time remembering?
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