Silver Shamrock Novelties (hereafter "The Company"), a wholly owned subsidiary of Omni Consumer Products (OCP), is committed to the collection and utilization of user data for the purpose of "Total Consumer Satisfaction." By accessing this terminal or wearing any Silver Shamrock product, you consent to the terms outlined herein.

Unlike traditional retailers, Silver Shamrock utilizes the patented Micro-Chip "Trade Mark" tag to ensure product quality. Data collected includes, but is not limited to:

All data collected is the sole property of Omni Consumer Products. Information may be shared with the following departments without prior notification:

To maintain the integrity of our digital signal, users agree to be in proximity of a functional broadcast receiver during designated "Power Hours." The Company is not responsible for any physiological side effects, including but not limited to: severe headaches, insectile manifestation, or total cranial collapse occurring during the "Big Give-Away."

Once the Silver Shamrock mask is activated and the "Trade Mark" tag is engaged, the user’s consent is considered permanent and irrevocable. Removal of the tag is a violation of federal corporate law and voids the user’s right to a jury trial.

Omni Consumer Products reserves the right to modify this policy at a whim's notice. Such changes will be broadcast via the 1982 Halloween Countdown signal.

As of 2013, production and distribution rights for the "Shamrock Three" mask line have been licensed to Trick or Treat Studios. While physical manufacturing has moved to modern facilities, all biological and frequency-based data collected via the legacy "Trade Mark" microchips remains the exclusive property of Omni Consumer Products (OCP). Trick or Treat Studios is not responsible for any neural interference caused by legacy chips found in "New-Old Stock" items.