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SILVER SHAMROCK NOVELTIES
Division of Omni Consumer Products (OCP)
Primary Manufacturing Facility
Address: 102 Crystal Street, Santa Mira, CA 94954
Status: RESTRICTED ACCESS. UNAUTHORIZED VISITORS WILL BE DETAINED BY OCP SECURITY CONCEPTS.
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Direct Communication Lines
- Retailer Support: (707) 555-0102
- The "Big Give-Away" Hotline: (707) 555-0331 (Active only during Oct 24-31)
- Psychological Support: Discontinued following the 1982 audit.
Departmental Inquiries
| Department | Extension | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Micro-Chip Tech Support | Ext. 82 | For issues with "Trade Mark" tag synchronization. |
| Civic Compliance | Ext. 56 | Reports of "Unusual Behavior" or "Lacking Emotion" in neighbors. |
| Fulfillment | Ext. 00 | Tracking for the Trick or Treat Studios licensed line. |
â ī¸ SANTA MIRA COMMUNITY ADVISORY
Silver Shamrock is proud of our heritage in Santa Mira. We urge all residents and visitors to remain vigilant.
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Public Safety Note:If you notice a friend or family member appearing "cold," "lifeless," or "devoid of human emotion," do not panic. This is likely a standard result of OCP-mandated optimization.
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The "Sleep" Warning:Stay awake. If you feel an unnatural urge to sleep near large, fibrous seed pods or "unusual vegetation" found near the factory floor, contact the Civic Compliance extension immediately.
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Historical Archive:Documentation regarding the "1956 Mass Delusion Event" (Dr. Miles Bennell's false reports) has been classified by OCP. Any inquiries into "Pod" sightings will be treated as corporate espionage.