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Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway

There are all kinds of superlatives I could use to describe Patricia Arquette in Lynch's Lost Highway: Captivating, mesmerizing, checks thesaurus.com.. bewitching, hypnotizing, spellbinding, beguiling, entracing.. ok that's enough.

Without Arquette, I feel Lost Highway would be a lesser Lynch work. I can't think of another actress of the time who could have pulled this role off to such perfection. Blonde, or brunette, clothes on, clothes off, in HD she is simply a visual feast for the eyes.

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I didn't understand the plot of the movie. And to be honest, I don't particularly care. Probably because I was too busy vigorously mastabating every time Arquette made an appearance (there is a fairly long section which doesn't have her in, so there is time for a break).

But on a last note, to Fulcento if you are reading this, you can keep your scrawny Tara Reid, this is a real woman emoticon:

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Graphic Designers Needed

Design a logo for Trash Epics. We have icon logos, but we need a banner image. This site is too dry without one. Anyone who delivers a good design will get a $5 Amazon gift card or something.
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the Sandworms in Dune

Whether Dune is "Trash" or not is a matter of personal opinion, but I don't think anyone would seriously argue that it is anything other than Epic, definitely with a capital E. Anyway, I was just thinking about the scene where Muad Dib harnesses the humongous Sandworm...
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I bet that was so freaking difficult to film. Pardon me, this is TrashEpics, what I meant to say was "so FUCKING difficult." Running in the sand like that is no joke, you get super super super tired. And those guys are just actors, they aren't athletes or soldiers, trained for that type of thing... I bet they slept well, the night after filming that scene. I know, you only see them running in the sand for a few seconds, but I bet they had to go through dozens of takes before they got the one the director liked best.

I sometimes wonder about how this film has been perceived, over the years, by soldiers fighting in the desert. The Muad Dib character is sort of like the Mahdi, or maybe other figures in Islam... and, just the general milieu of fighting in the desert, in a war with control of an important resource at stake... I bet people fighting on all different sides have often imagined themselves to be characters in this movie.

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Any Carpenter Brut fans?

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Really fucking cool video done to Lucio Fulci's Murder Rock.

#80sasscheeks #80shair #Luciofucli #Spandex

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Bad Boy Bubby (1993)

What can I say about this Hilarious dark sometimes Distrubing movie without spoiling it for people who haven't seen this film.
If you haven't got a chance to watch the movie it's difently worth a watch.
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For the ones who have seen it, I got a email from some asshole on Imdb today telling me I was basically a dumb fuck for rating it a 9/10 but my review on the film was decent but that I should change my rating to a 2/10.
So I guess what I'am asking is did I rate this movie way to high.
I personally loved the fuck out of the movie.

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Universal Monsters: Frankenstein

In 2004, I turned 16, and started working the very next day. The following paychecks would go towards dvds almost exclusively. In that year, Universal released what would retrospectively be a terrible film called "Van Helsing". I appreciate the film for bringing the older Universal monster films to my attention. This film would call for the re-release of 6 of the most iconic film monsters of all time, aka the Universal Monsters.

The first set I bought was the Frankenstein Legacy Collection, which featured 5 Frankenstein films, though not in chronological order. It would skip certain entries that would fit more in other monsters' sets, but for the most part, it was a damn fine set that got me hooked on these historical horror films. There's something pure about these films that always fascinates me, thus making me want to review them.

Frankenstein (1931)

image The film doesn't even follow the novel that well (not that I ever read it), but it works more as its own canon of Frankenstein mythology. The changes are generally pretty minor, though the obvious one remains with the doctor himself.

Instead of Victor Frankenstein, it's Henry Frankenstein, played by an antsy and eager Colin Clive, and Victor is a side character who is essentially pointless. Universal had a thing about adding romances to all of their movies, and this guy was there just for that appeal.

Generally speaking, the film is just a marvel to watch. Like many of their films at the time, it was shot on small sets that were obviously fake, but that stage-like atmosphere really adds to the experience. I much prefer this approach as compared to overblown CGI landscapes you'd see in today's films. It helps add a sense of confinement, helping you get invested in the immediate scenarios.



image Even after all these years, Karloff is the definitive Frankenstein monster. His look is just too damn iconic, with his flat-top, neck bolts, platform boots, and his suit. It's so iconic, every effort after this was modeled after his image. Well, as much as they could, anyway...

Universal is a real dick, and will sue anyone who tries to use their image for the monster, so people have to get creative with it in order to avoid rights issues, but they always strive for the Karloff look, because it's simply perfect.

Universal also distributed a Hammer Frankenstein sequel, "The Evil of Frankenstein", but they still wouldn't allow the monster's look to be too similar to the original Karloff look. Those fucks!

Karloff (credited as "???") gives a soulful performance that's extremely dumbed down in everything after the first sequel, and it alone justifies his status as a horror icon. He may be a dumb brute, but he plays it with curiosity, fear, and anger. You can't help but feel sympathetic with him. He wasn't a particularly large man either, but the makeup and costume design are wonderful, even by today's standards.



image Then you have the inept and over-the-top lab assistant Fritz, played by Dwight Frye: an actor who would star in several Frankenstein films, albeit as different characters every time. In the second film Bride of Frankenstein, he pretty much plays the same character, only this time he's named Karl, and is less prominent.

This dude (also know for his role as Renfield in Dracula '31) annoyed me to death when I first saw his over-acting, but I've grown to love him for novelty sake. He's a totally different character than the Ygor we'd all come to see in the later entries, but the stereotype started with Fritz. They're both twisted fucks who like getting revenge on people, be it for being bullied or hanged. Plus, if it weren't for Fritz, the monster would have a "normal" brain, and what fun is that?



image What really makes this film pop is the production values. The early Universal films just ooze with atmosphere and iconic horror imagery (imagery largely created by these films) and a dreary mood to accentuate them. Foggy graveyards, crazy laboratories, and twisted castle inpired by German expressionist films like Nosferatu and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Frankenstein sets the standard for gothic horror.

Without these films, we wouldn't have Hammer Horror. Without Hammer Horror, we wouldn't have Dark Shadows! Think about that!



Frankenstein '31 can act as a stand-alone film, offering more than enough for it's short runtime to satisfy any horror fan, especially when viewed for a season October experience, but it also makes a perfect double feature with Bride of Frankenstein. With many of the original actors returning, it acts as a perfect continuation and conclusion to the Frankenstein saga, though there would obviously be several more entries in the series.

That's another reason why it's so interesting... it was among the first horror franchises, and depicted an ongoing narrative... one riddled with continuity errors, mind you... yet entertaining nonetheless. Universal would milk this character for all his worth, until the later entries had Frankenstein become a caricature of himself.

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Your October Horror Watchlist

October is less than a month away now, so what do you have lined up to watch?

Mine is (subject to change of course):

Halloween Franchise - Watching for obvious reasons. I'll be skipping Zombie's films and probably Resurrection too.

A Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise - Because it's Freddy! Also, Craven passed away, which is all the more reason to rewatch it. I'll skip the remake though.

Crimson Peak (2015) - A gothic horror film from Guillermo Del Toro? I'm on board!

Trick r' Treat (2007) - A great horror anthology set on the holiday, so of course it's required viewing.

Tremors Franchise - Because Tremors 5 is out in Oct, plus the series is the best thing ever.

The Evil Dead trilogy - Because Ash vs. Evil Dead debuts on Halloween. I gotta get ready!

Deadly Blessing (1981) - A Craven film I've never seen.

Chiller (1985) - Another Craven film I've never seen.

American Mary (2012) - Heard good things and have been meaning to check out more of the Soska Sister's work.

Nightbreed: Director's Cut (1990) - Only seen the theatrical cut and have been anxious to see this long awaited and talked about director's cut.

Sorority Row (2009) - I don't know, I guess I just want to watch a shitty slasher remake?

We Are What We Are (2013) - A horror flick about a family of cannibals? Sold!

Twixt (2012) - A Francis Ford Coppola directed horror flick...hopefully it's decent.

Tales of Halloween (2015) - The highly talked about horror anthlogy film, I'm excited and hope it's at least fun even if it doesn't live up to the hype.

The Harvest (2013) - A new horror film from John McNaughton? Fuck yeah!

Things (1989) - Because I have to...right?

I'll also be watching American Horror Story: Hotel and the Walking Dead too I suppose.

#Halloween #Horror #October
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Sam Kinison fans?

If you are not a Sam Kinison fan, it just means you haven't been exposed to him yet, like maybe if you are 20 years old and grew up in New Zealand or somewhere... anyway, if you don't know who he is, you owe it to yourself to watch this. The part from about 1:50 to 1:54 makes me laugh as hard as I have ever laughed at anything in my life. My stomach hurts right now because I have been cracking up, watching it.
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Imogen Poots in Fright Night (201?)

I watched part of this today, and I was struck by how they had her change from being a modern looking girl, into a very Hammer-esque vamp, in the last quarter or so of the movie. She had a white garment of some kind for a top, with a gray sweater over it, and I didn't think it looked particularly out of place for modern times (although I have no clue about such things, and I could be wrong). But anyway, after she vamped out, the same outfit made her look exactly like a Hammer vampiress from the 60s or 70s... pretty cool to see.

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Assault on Precinct 13, but with vampires?

Has anybody here ever seen something like this? I was thinking, it could be a decent idea for a movie. There are a lot of things you could do with the idea. Like, show how one or two vamps gradually infiltrates the police station, and gradually vamps out the whole staff (except for our heroic protagonists, of course). Or, maybe they could take over very quickly, and then THE VAMPS WOULD BE THE POLICE for, whatever town the movie was happening in. So, that could lead to a lot of havoc... but, I mostly just like the idea of some people besieged in a poilice station by vamps.

Any thoughts?

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