I just re-watched Primus Wynonas Big Brown Beaver music video for the first time in a long time. Might be the greatest thing ever recorded, funniest video ever shot.but don't listen to me I'm an azzhole.


PRIMUS SUCKS!

Who wants to fuck aboot (Hail Nicko)? The Insomniac just awoken from a 3 hr. nap. Purely rested.

2026 Comedy Challenge



When TDS-fueled trolling (and whatever Vince is now trying to do) just doesn't cut it, it's time to think outside the box for some laughs around here. I think this one is a long time coming, and it's certainly a broad enough genre to deserve its own month. For the month of May, we can watch traditional comedies, horror comedies, dramedies, any genre as long as comedy is also a significant part of it. You can use your own judgement there. Not just movies but sitcoms or any comedy tv show. Also shorts like The 3 Stooges will count. So, this will be a point a minute.

Well I think we're due a TDS-fuelled mini-rant to distract from Vincenzo.

There's a picture of a lion, a giraffe, a bear and a shark... which one is the bear?

Yes that's right. Trump and his cognitive tests. He's the only President to have taken one and for some reason he seems very proud of that fact. Obama couldn't ace one like Trump aces them, I am sure. Every President should be made to take one apparently (these are Trump's words, not mine). I guess that would apply to the potential 2028 President like Vance or Rubio too, not just your Newscums or AOCs. Can't see Vance raving about them personally. At his age, he might struggle though. Trump wears them like some badge of honour. Well there's a reason he's taking these tests. Can anyone guess what that reason might be? I'll give you a clue. It's not just to show the world how smart he is.

@Troma... you still mad at me? I'ma cunt but so are you! We smell our own! I can smell you from a couple states away. I can smell Markus across an ocean🤣

Troma is a good dude, nobody but him and I know this but in 2016 I lost my father and grandmother in a span of 8 days. I was kinda off the rails in grief and Troma and I got into a minor tiff on the HB. I eventually Pm'ed him, apologized and explained due to me situation and we conversed some. He helped me through a bad time. I believe I thanked him at the time but if I didn't, I am now in front of all. I'm known for being full of shit but this is a true story...go ahead ask him.

"Y'all write me checks and then they bounce, so I reach into me pocket for the fresh amount. See, I'm the long-leaner, Vincent The Cleaner, the ILL-est muthafucker from NYC to Gardenia!"


Told all y'all during COVID, 2020. Y'all were like AI is kewl... I was like no it's not. Y'all will be on the unemployment line in a decade. Why pay you 60-70 thousand a year when they can pay nickels to replace you?

Yeah, Vinnie's the crazy one.

@Znep...just for shits and giggles? What's your favorite 3 Primus songs. Not their best, your favorite?
American Life
John the Fisherman
Southbound Packyderm

Les is the GOAT of playing bass, Pete Steele close 2nd cause I saw him multiple times playing the stand up bass.

#RIP Jonathan Tiersten.

I just got word of this. He played Ricky from Sleepaway Camp. No cause of death revealed yet.

If you remember the first movie, he was actually a pretty good actor in it. But by the time Return to Sleepaway Camp rolled around, he was probably the worst actor in the whole movie. Overly emotive and whatnot. It's a shame though. I was and will forever hold out hope for a new Sleepaway Camp movie. When I say that, what I really want is a sequel, but the one coming up (produced by Kenan Thompson) probably wont be that.

@Markus....how many 👎 have you given me this past week?😆 That shits like a 👍 to me! I wear it with pride!!! I diverted your attention off Donnie from Queens onto me! Nice work Ill Vincenzo 😜!

We're going to this tonight.

Circle Jerks x Repo Man
Live Performance, Film Screening and Q&A with the band, Alex Cox (Director) & Zander Schloss (Kevin the Nerd)(also now Circle Jerks bassist).