Trivial questions about a horror film?

In Amityville 2 (The Possession), the teen tells the priest, "You know you wanted to fuck me!"

Well, did he?
My friends and I seem to think he did. Our 2 Possession cents.

Who's album collection was the coolest?

Wrong Motherfucker!




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iPhone Cameras!

A few years back, I bought a fancy video camera for $700. I never made a video with it. It's a good camera, probably still works, but as you know, I simply lost ALL of my creativity after filming "Terrible Things" in 2011. What a damn shame... I was a promising young director, making hit films such as "Attack of the Killer Man" and "Maniac Clock", which gathered at least 5 whole views on youtube. 😐

I've been brainstorming with @DerTables lately, and we've realized the road to success is with modern technology. You can get an amazing camera in a damn iPhone now. 4k high-def, quality sound, low-light for filming at night, and even phone attachments for different lenses, focus rings, filters, slow-mo... so fuck my old camera. I want to get an iPhone camera and film a movie on it. We've been developing a real piece of crap over the last few days that could probably be epic. A trash epic. So goodbye to expensive equipment. Once I save up enough money, I'll buy an iPhone.

Repo Man

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."
"What?!?!?"

I fucking love this movie. AND I killed the spider FTW.

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-ym6W7Jtbhbb44/repo_man_1984_following_the_case/

My Last Day at the Theater

I'm moving to a new apartment in about 3 days, and today is my last day of work at the discount theater. It was really the ideal job for me, because I knew how to do everything, I got free soda, popcorn, posters, and tickets, and I liked my co-workers and bosses. I never had an issue with anyone there, and they all like me because I'm one of the only people that actually works (there are a lot of lazy teenagers there that don't do shit). Most importantly, there were no drug tests. I'd get high with my bosses and talk about Trailer Park Boys.

Alas, I've been relying on a ride to get there for about a year, so now I'll just have to get another job. I'm hoping to get a transfer to a theater close to where I'll be moving, but that's not definite. I'll sure miss that place though. I've been there 2 and a half years, and it was so laid back.

Moving always sucks, but I can at least move out at a more liesurely pace this time, since my mom (whom I'm currently living with) isn't moving out for a while. I'm just sick of having to deal with my mentally retarded nephew. I've had to base my whole schedule around his stupid routine behavior for long enough, and I need to get away from him and his tantrums and shitty diapers and whatnot.

Hopefully I can get employed soon, and work somewhere that will continue to let me smoke. If I don't get enough weed smoke in my lungs, I tend to get cranky, as you may be aware of. Plus, TX Frightmare Weekend is coming up, and I want to be employed so I can spend hundreds of dollars there (they have a great line-up this year).

So yeah, to sum it all up... I love marijuana.

The Captain's Horror DB

Instead of poluting(sp) the shoutout box, I'll start a thread here
https://zedzeek.com/horror/s.php
Any suggestions, theres ~2500 films in the DB ATM (though only got 1318 working atm since IMDB doesnt seem to like it if I crawl more than a 1000 films at a time, I suppose I can easily fix that though by just grabbing 1000 films at a time)

Actors You Like Who Just Seemed to Vanish?

From the film industry that is. For me, it's James DeBello. I was rewatching Detroit Rock City last week and laughing my ass off every time he was on screen. Dude's funny as hell, but after appearing in Cabin Fever, he just seemed to disappear. Granted, he's still working, but he's mostly doing short films and films I've never heard of. I wish Eli Roth would cast him in his next horror film, because that would be sick! Also, the man who founded this trash dump included him in a song if I remember correctly.

#Acting #Film #WhereHaveTheyGone

The Presidential Election

Thoughts? I don't know who to vote for, and I'm not sure I'm even registered, but I feel it might be time I actually voted. I don't know shit about politics, nor do I care, but I want to vote just so I can vote against Bernie Sanders. That guy will fuck this country up so bad, I might have to move to Canada. Hell, I'd much rather vote Trump than him.

Your thoughts on the election?

zed, we should collaborate on a game

@zed

I don't know unity that well, but you seem to have already jizzed out a billion games with it, so i'll let you be the judge. as i laid awake in a high stupor a few nights ago, I thought on the idea of what a ren'zed capetzeek game could even be. I'm not an avid gamer, but I still think it would be great for TE to have some form of a multiplayer unity game, even if it's a crappy top-down rpg like the ancient RPG Maker 2000. (I ain't gonna lie, I had a blast with that one).

I can provide a page to host it on, database stuff, and maybe interface stuff to edit it with, or stats or something. Not much really. You can code the basic structure of it (or at least point me in the right direction). I'm under the impression that hosting a game on my server wont crash the site because the majority of that hard work would actually be coming from unity's server? I don't know how that works.

If you're interested, throw some ideas my way. if not, that's totally cool. I've always had a vague interest in how games work, and unity does seem very awesome. Anybody else have ideas they'd like to pitch?

Shot-On-Shiteo: Comfort Food



Comfort food can come in many forms. Music, drugs, even food itself. My comfort food has always been bad Horror films. One bad Horror film in particular has been a comfort to me above all others. A shot-on-video cheesefest, made in 1986 and distributed by Troma, called Redneck Zombies. And this isn't just any old 80's S.O.V. This 'un's special. You can just tell how much thought was put into making this a fun movie, and how much fun the cast and crew must have had. It's so stupid, so cheap looking, yet, so amazing at the same time. Redneck zombies really captures the Troma feel more so than any other "Non-Kaufman". And even more so than some Lloyd Kaufman himself directed.

But let's back up a little. The year is 1999, and I rent Redneck Zombies for the first time. And I am not one bit amused. Although, it was a step up from the only other two S.O.Vs I had seen. That being Blood Lake and Violent Shit. In all fairness, this was the R-rated version I saw, which might as well have been PG. Something I didn't realize for many years. Even aside from the misplaced gore and fuckedupness. my brain wasn't quite ready for the genius level of retardation Redneck Zombies had to offer. It wasn't until 2008 when I bought the unrated Tromasterpiece DVD which was packed with extras, that this pefect shit storm finally won me over. Although, it took quite a few viewings to convince me. And now, 8 years after that, and possibly 100 viewings later, I am ready to admit that Redneck Zombies is good. Actually, I would go so far as to say Rednecl Zombies is God!

I'll get to the story in a minute. But first, what exactly is a redneck? An ignorant, white asshole, possibly living in a rural area? Yeah. Something like that. I always found it funny that the people in this movie who turn into zombies are more on the hillbilly side, with some white trash thrown in. Not so much rednecks. Atleast we never get to see that side of their personalities. But they did get the zombie part right... Or at least close enough.

Somewhere, out in the sticks, Tyrone the soldier is hauling a barrel of toxic waste. But when he burns his finger on a joint that he's trying to share with a dog, he accidentally has a wreck, and said barrel tumbles on down a hill. Not sure what happened to that dog, as he seemed to vanish right before this happens, never to be seen again. Some lardass "redneck" sees the barrel, and decides it's his. Proving so with a gun he pulls on Tyrone. As Tyrone hightails it, four more rednecks, the Clemsons, all pull guns on Ferd and run his fat ass off. So, now the barrel belongs to Jed Clemson and his boys, who just happen to make the best moonshine this shithole town has to offer. Jed and his idiot boys ponder on what this barrel could be for a while, and come to the conclusion that it's a still. And if not, then, they're perfectly willing to use it as one. And that's exactly what they do.

Meanwhile, we got a group of campers looking for a nice spot with a pond to piss in. Wilbur leads this pain in the ass group of friends, who don't really seem to know or like each other too well, deep into the woods, as the Clemson family prepare their new batch of 'shine that they're convinced will fuck everyone up nicely. How right they are. And as the Clemsons try it out, they soon realize This stuff packs one hell of a buzz, which, of course, leads to death, which leads to resurrection, which leads to a craving for human flesh. And all of that leads to a lot of gore, and dark, slapstick humor, as well as some unusually surreal moments possibly only there to confuse us city folk.

When things aren't so great, my chosen comfort food isn't always Redneck Zombies. But when I dust off this magnificent P.O.S. off a couple times a year, it never fails to put a smile on my face. And it never gets old. Little hearwarming qualities like the obvious change in seasons in a single scene, to the drunk guy who is never acknowledged, to the bad spoofing of The Beverly Hillbillies. Even witnessing this trainwreck for the 1,000th time, it will probably still not get old. Redneck Zombies is more than just another shot-on-video abomination from the 80's. More than just another bad Troma movie. Redneck Zombies is one of a kind. God-like comfort food. 10/10



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