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Wait... what exactly are we talking about?

It's a lot of high-carb trash, that's what. But some of them are just getting lazy. They don't want to make the effort to better themselves.

I don't agree with violence toward women, nor kidnapping them.

Are you trying to imply that drippy has bad teeth? Or stinky breath maybe?

Coffee maybe?

What is happening?

I don't get it.

And you're clearly not a Beatles fan if you don't know how heavy she is.

You can like 'em both, but you're always going to prefer one over the other. Choose wisely. This is how enemies are made.

Every time I try to connect, there's a new password I need to plug in. And it's always some random bullshit I need to get an employee to type in.

WHY!?

You know who uses the word "pretentious"?

Pretentious people.

Fun fact: Meat doesn't clean the espresso machine regularly.

It's a concentrated coffee made by forcing hot water through finely ground coffee under pressure.

Whole bean stays fresher longer.

Again, this is all talk and no substance. You can't tunnel through space to come out at a different point than where you entered. If it were true, someone somewhere would have provided a working example of it, much like how they would have proven time-travel if that were possible.

And just as time-tavel is a theoretically sound concept, the conditions for it are mathematically impossible. You can travel back in time if you go faster than the speed of light, but the closer something with mass gets to achieving that speed, the more energy is required. You basically need infinite energy to reach that prerequisite speed. The formula exists, but the practicality of it doesn't.

Portal travel is completely asinine and you know it. This sort of thing won't be proven because it can't be proven. There's no way you can move through a hole and come out somewhere totally different.

Ever play the original Super Mario Bros games? Even those are pretty tough. It's not so much about inherent ability as it is wasting hours of your life in trial and error situations to memorize patterns, like how to time your jumps right. All this game does is push its players into figuring out how to get around its own nonsensical rules. Puzzle or not, it's all just manipulating unrealistic scenarios posing as scientifically plausible. It's really no different than any other game.

Because it smells like fall. ❤️

It's not working. 😖

Hey beany... wanna hang out sometime?
We can talk about java and... holes stuff? 😬

Damnit beany! You can't go around putting that visual in my head! I'll never get it out!