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Wait, what? No. I was just at the Hole yesterday. Are you sure?

Who you gonna call?

El correcto.

They don't have enough hits to be Zeppelin. Everything Zeppelin did was great. Heart has like three songs everybody knows.

Anybody planning on checking out the 40th anniversary Woodstock thing in mid August? Some of the original performers are supposed to be there. Pretty crazy that it's been forty years. I wasn't around for the original, obviously, but seeing some of those guys still playing after all this time would be pretty cool.

She was not his lover. She's just a girl.

Some dude just drove by the store and screamed "MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!" out his window. Thought he was fucking around, but I looked it up. It's true. That's crazy.

The 800 series had rubber chips.

I post this today because the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is a joke. Why did it take until 2009 to get Metallica in there? They've been one of the biggest rock bands in the world for decades. If they're not an obvious choice, I don't know what the hell the criteria is anymore.

Where was the giant peach in the other movie though? All I saw was a big fruit.

That was him, wasn't it? How much you want a bet he can throw a football over them mountains?

There was some pretty good music this year. What do you guys think was the best album of 2008?

I'll pick Oracular Spectacular by MGMT.

Stick with general chocolate flavorings and everybody wins.

Sounds like male envy to me. He gets more women than you and you don't like him for that.

Love AC/DC, but I can't afford to see them.

Why? Are you her white knight? Are you going to kick my ass?

Glad I never go there then. Whatever it is.

If Michael comes back for her, I'll kick his ass.

I don't give a shit about political agendas. I like it because it was funny and crass. Saints, Zodiac, Iron Man, and now this? RDJ is on a roll!

Did BOC play "Godzilla"? My dad used to play that one all the time.

I've heard of BOC, but who's UFO?