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You people are monsters.

Death Proof. Before everybody kills me, I actually loved Planet Terror too. Death Proof just felt more like the Tarantino movie I wanted.

Rob Zombie making a fake Nazi werewolf movie sounds perfect. Too bad he's busy making some other piece of crap right now. Some remake nobody asked for.

Machete is probably the one that actually happens. The character already exists in Spy Kids. Except this time, he won't be PG.

I had to look that up. Seems to be true. Fucking Canada...

But no, the trailers were legitimately worth it. The whole theater got a kick out of them. Both of the movies were fantastic. Three hours of cinematic bliss.

Tomorrow. Finally. I've been looking forward to this forever.

Tarantino and Rodriguez doing a double feature with fake trailers in between is pretty much designed specifically for people like us. Who's excited?