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Why would Derek hate me when I'm saying this about Dirk? Either way, you know he won't find this post unless he stalks our profiles. Then we can call him out on being a stalker too.

It had to be said.

It took him a whole day just to miss the point.

That's one way to add cream to your hole.

Regular vs. decaf?

Meat, I know you like free speech and all, but can we ban this fucking guy already?

Okay. While you're off loving mainstream TV, I'll be over here thinking independently.

Your argument kind of collapsed in on itself there.

No, I hear you. Everyone is raving about this show, but it's a pretentious bore where everyone is just giving each other moody pissed off looks all the time.

You better wise the fuck up, or the hole is going to eat you alive.

Learn the seven basic chords and you too can be a Ramone.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Were you born "yesterday?"

You'd have to spend most of your life living in a yellow submarine to not know who they are.

There were a good ones last year, but I'll go with Year Zero by NIN. Dark, industrial, political, and weird.

They need to do a full tour.

They might have kept going if Bonham didn't die. Either way, it saved them from the risk of falling into mediocrity. This is going to be one of the biggest reunions in music history.

Sell a kidney. It's Zeppelin.

Men are hardwired to love tits. It's science.

The latest Twilight book just came out earlier this month and we've already got a dozen copies of it. I guess people are reading it, then trying to pawn it off on us as fast as possible.

Due to our surplus, we won't offer more than $3 for it.

Every time we get a copy of SOAD's "Steal This Album!", some jackass steals it. That's why we're putting it in the glass container. Not because it's some great and expensive piece of art. But because you guys are fucking ASSHOLES.

You have plenty of time to get educated before the show. 10,000 Days was a pretty solid album. I look forward to what they'll do next, but I know he gets pretty intricate with it. I'm just hoping he doesn't take too long with it.