horror101

That's what I figured. The bad guy wins. Loved the movie, but I still wanted more of an ending.

If you're a heartless twat.

Horror isn't supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be horrific. I'm just glad Tom Jane is in a better King adaption than Dreamcatcher. I still don't understand that one.

Lila is definitely trouble. I don't trust her at all. But I'd do her.

That's the weirdest part. They put him in a body bag and drove off. Halfway to the hospital, the ambulance is wrecked, the drivers are dead, and his body is gone.

How do you load up a body without knowing for sure it's dead?

That I'm the real Jason.

Don't copy me, bro. I already called Jason. If people hear that two different Jasons were out robbing kids, it'll ruin the illusion.

I'm not going to take all their candy. Just a few handfuls. A little here and there won't hurt. Think of it like a candy tax, and I'm here to collect.

I'm dressing up as Jason and scaring trick-or-treaters. I'll probably steal some of their candy, but hey... it'll be a Halloween they'll remember for years.

That's what they said about this one. Turns out every movie is just a setup for the next one.

These movies are weird because everybody talks about the plot twists, but the plot is basically an excuse to make elaborate torture devices. I've seen better motives in slasher flicks.

Remember the ice block trap? Yikes! You know it's coming, but it still makes me jump.

Oh, the random protege we never knew about is carrying on his work. Of course!

Saw IV tomorrow.

How the hell are they making another one if Jigsaw is dead? This is getting ridiculous.

I'm easy. Give me anything with atmosphere, gore, or suspense and I'm happy. Evil Dead. Phantasm. Night of the Living Dead. This genre is full of wins.

Kinda reminds me of Behind the Mask, only less slasher and more police procedural.

And if we're lucky, those movies will eventually wind up in the hole where we can buy them.

I leave the public access channel on in the background and Svenghoolie's always got something weird playing.

I already hate Hollywood. At least they're making fun of it here.

"God Hates us All"? Let's turn that into a movie called "Crazy Little Thing Called Love". It's probably going to be a big metaphor for how Hollywood rapes art.

He's funny. He is not cool.

Nobody can convince me Seth Rogen is a cool guy. Why do they keep trying to push that shit on us?