coughybean

The Strode name was familiar, so I looked it up. Same guy from Strode Real Estate and his wife. Their daughter is in the hospital now. She got pretty beat up, but she's lucky to be alive.

I'm short, so I can still pass as a kid. Besides, I'm just gonna jump in with other people's groups so they don't ask questions. Free candy is free candy.

Trick-or-treating. I've got a whole zombie thing ready for it.

Pumpkin spice makes everything nice.

TODAY IS NATIONAL COFFEE DAY.

Good news: nullfire said we can get discounts.

Why not?

Any discounts for National Coffee Day tomorrow?

Sorry! I don't know what came over me. I saw an opening and I dove in! Deep! 😟

Quick! Somebody say something stupid and gross!

You'd get five threads about coffee and then everybody would forget the board existed. All these coffee threads now are just to antagonize the hole and you know it. And nobody is going to antagonize my hole but me!

No. They work for coffee.

Please. Meat doesn't even pay the people who work for him.

Exactly. But there's an easy fix for caffeine withdrawal. More coffee.

If I put sugar in my coffee, I'd have diabetes with as much coffee as I drink.

Yeah, we don't do that here. WINK WINK. Nudge nudge.

Seriously, don't let us recommend something you can't find. Come in tomorrow. We'll find something.

Don't ruin the conspiracy.

He also thinks half the "new" products in grocery stores are just old products with different packaging.

I don't think that's even one of his weird ones.

McDonald's coffee does the trick.

That's what happens when there isn't a coffee board.