kat13

Don't steal their candy! You'll ruin their night!

Yeah, I have to agree. It's for people who buy candles that smell like food.

Holy shit. So the classifieds actually work?

What if we flip it. Wouldn't a hot guy be able to get any girl he wants?

I don't know... Maybe try walking up and talking to us?

Still weird. They should've used something like Woodsboro from the Scream movies, or wherever the hell Texas Chainsaw Massacre takes place.

Wait, like our Haddonfield?

Why? What makes us famous?

Did anybody else feel bad for the dorky girl? She goes into this whole thing thinking she's going to have some romantic vacation experience and wakes up in a fucking torture chamber. That's a rough way to find out you're not living the movie you thought you were in.

"Hello, my cable is broken."

"No, ma'am. That's the ending."

My dad was watching, then I heard him cussing out the TV.

Is it possible that maybe the show just ended that way?

Finally got around to seeing this. It was okay. I liked the first one, but I'm not sure this really needed a sequel. It's certainly gross enough, but I kept finding myself wondering why I was watching people get tortured instead of actually enjoying the movie.

You know.

Meat, you know who this is, right?

Sure. I'll get him.

We're out of chocolate things too.

What I don't understand is the bathroom. The girl gets her hand caught in the door and suddenly the bathroom looks like somebody slaughtered a cow.

I liked Planet Terror more. The girl-power thing got a little ridiculous. The whole second half is basically: "Look at these badass women."

Okay. We get it. You like strong women. And their feet.

My parents wouldn't let me listen to Iron Maiden because it was Satanic. Which obviously made me want to listen to it more.

I've been reading about the murders since you posted this. Do you think they'll ever actually catch the Zodiac?

What do you want? Experienced people making perfect decisions? There's no conflict.