dripula69

I'm starting to think the lack of a coffee board is actually creating more coffee topics than a coffee board would.

A free cup of coffee. But not espresso.

Can somebody explain espresso without sounding like a pretentious asshole?

Any discounts for National Espresso Day?

Ground is easier.

Oh my God. Nerd alert!

Shut up, nerds.

Dude, no one's going to think you're the real Jason because there is no real Jason. They're going to think you're an asshole in a mask, because that's what you'll be.

What illusion?

You convinced me. I'm also going to dress up as Jason and steal everyone's candy.

What if we all agree it's a real holiday?

Never heard of her.

Coffee makes me shit.

So they're working for free?

Instead you've just got a massive caffeine addiction.

Coffee has flavors?

Yes? I don't know how to find people on MySpace.

What's her number?

How would you know about high school girls? Aren't you like 30?

Because then I'd have to pretend I liked what she was listening to. I'd choke on those words.

Saw this emo girl browsing the records today. She's got the whole look going on.

Unfortunately I also saw what she was looking at. Fall Out Boy. Panic at the Disco. Total shit.

But oh my.