SlavicBabe

Oh god.

Anyone else turned on when Jax and Tara start fucking right after he killed that guy?

Really? Wouldn't it make more sense to close with it? Isn't that like their biggest hit?

But even if you hate him for legitimate reasons, they'll still say you're being racist about it.

The plants are fucking?

So let me get this straight...

You were trying to jerk off to a gangster flick, but you decided to steal a child's medication instead. Then you went to the Java Hole for a blowjob from a guy. But you're not gay. Then you took a shit, got "locked" in the restroom, sobered up, and... left.

That's not really fair. The singers have similar ranges, but the bands aren't trying to do the same thing. I don't get why people are always trying to put them in the same box.

The band is pretentious enough that they probably expect their fans to voluntarily pay $20 out of respect for the art. Joke's on them though. They probably think their fans have money.

Fucking hot as shit, huh? I love it. 😆

Yeah. We're not plotting online. We get laid the old fashioned way. By walking up and flirting with someone.

Thanks for clarifying. I wasn't sure if you were a pedo or not, but now I know!

The whole thing feels like somebody got sick of Hollywood people and decided to make a show exposing how they're all assholes. We laugh because it's fiction, but it's probably not.

Welcome to the Java Hole.

Hate to break it to you, but the whole movie is about trolls. Look at the cast.

Me too, buddy... Me too...

Yeah, I got to admit, that was a dick move. I feel bad for laughing.

Hide it somewhere. That's what I do when I want something. And even when I don't.

Poser.

So did you end up going?

Then go see Rage. Cornell and Morello aren't married to each other.