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Who would you prefer? Channing Tatum?

Something bit me!

I saw one the other day taking up a whole bench. It was ridiculous.

Yeah. FUCK you, Dirk.

How dare this actor rip off Clint Eastwood.

Barely. Coffee companies act like peppermint and gingerbread are surefire seasonal wins.

Won't someone tell him you're editing?

Of course not.

Just checked. They're still there.

Pow pow!

Pow!

Marky Mark's confused face is going to become a meme.

Even he doesn't know what's happening.

Why are we humoring this thread? Anyone who doesn't know the Beatles is either lying or trolling.

Casting seems decent enough. What plot holes?

Wait... I'm a hillbilly?

I move through java holes and come out in caffeinated states all the time.

They're both good. I guess Muse just hasn't sold out yet. I miss old Radiohead before Thom started smelling his own farts. I drink coffee because I want to stay awake. Pablo Honey kept me awake, but now it's all lullabies.

Good. Don't give that clown any more money. Maybe he'll go broke and sell all that stupid electronic equipment. Come back down to earth and start making regular music again.

Lazy-eyed avant-garde goes from alt-rock to electronic arrhythmic noise and expects us to go along with it? Sure, go ahead and turn your back on the genre the made you famous. Fucking weirdo...

That's probably the future. If it works, every band is going to start doing it. But the bigger question is why aren't the live shows enough income? They sure as hell charge enough for them.