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Kinda circles back to the Jack White thing about him marrying Meg and then them playing siblings. Apparently people on this forum have a thing about musicians and actors marrying their fake relatives.

Yeah man, not cool. Take it back, or... or I'll punch you.

Missed opportunity. Marvel operates on the sliding-scale timeline anyway, which is another way of saying time isn't important. Spider-Man can show up in World War II and everybody will just shrug and say, "Whatever. It's Marvel."

Wait... what are we talking about?

Please. Wasn't he fucking his sister?

He knows he's fat and that's part of his charm. Jack White thinks he's sexy and he's not.

He's a poor man's Johnny Depp. His voice sucks, and he's too chubby to be a sexy frontman.

Casino had a great opening track. Jack White's song is pretty meh.

Sam Rockwell is fantastic. He can make a completely dysfunctional asshole somehow seem sympathetic. I'm glad he turned his life around after that whole incident with the turtles.

Like the Stallone movie?

Call the number and find out.

Yellow?

I don't get it.

Half the people who order it are hillbillies who call it "expresso."

It's classy coffee for the uncultured.

So what did he say?

Quick! Somebody tell Meat about this before admin deletes it!

So... No coffee board then?

What about moderation? Can't you make a coffee board and move the existing coffee threads to it? Then it wouldn't be empty. Hell, it would be more populated than the television board.

Can we get a coffee board already? This shit is getting old.

You're just saying that because you're too dumb to solve puzzles.