lawnofthedead

Why did they kill him off so early if they were going to keep using him? At this point Tobin Bell is basically the franchise mascot. Even when Jigsaw isn't actually doing anything, they find a way to put his face in the movie.

Most movies have stuff going on besides jump scares that turn up the volume. If your big scare depends on me not being able to hear it coming, that's not exactly terrifying.

This is another lazy found footage movie filled with jump scares. Just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should make a movie with it. Half the movie is basically people sleeping while something happens in the background. I kept waiting for something to actually happen.

I liked the school bus segment. The flashback scenes had a great look to them and I loved the witch girl. The whole thing feels like several Halloween stories happening in the same town instead of one movie chopped into pieces.

Best part of the movie. I don't care how many times I've seen that scene, it still cracks me up.

I was sold at the beginning when Metallica started playing. Eisenberg is a dork, but Woody Harrelson is fucking great in this. Didn't expect a zombie movie to be this funny without completely turning into a parody.

Are the comics worth reading? I've seen the book at the store a bunch of times but never picked it up.

Technically called The Final Destination, which makes it sound like they're trying to imply this is the definitive one. Definitely the weakest of the series so far. Everything felt pretty generic, like they were just checking off the usual death-trap boxes. I did like the lawnmower fakeout, though. That got me.

Why did this come out a year ago and we're just now getting it?

Except Mother's Day?

Is this like a sequel or a remake?

You complain about everything. I liked that it had a downer ending. Bond doesn't really get a victory out of the whole thing. He gets his revenge, realizes what he was doing isn't going to bring Vesper back, and just walks away. It's a little different from the usual Bond ending.

I love when people actually bring the original cast and crew back for a real sequel. And holy shit, some of the kills in this are amazing. Wasn't expecting to like this one so much.

I've seen what jan looks like. I'm not opposed.

I wasn't, but I am now.

Lizzy Caplan going topless makes up for it.

lol. I definitely see a resemblance. That mask actually looks a lot like the one Michael used last year.

I wanted to like it. I just don't think "nuking a refrigerator" should be part of Indiana Jones' resume.

Those things at least fit the mythology.

Aliens showing up feels like they accidentally wandered into somebody else's movie.

Yeah. He "claims."