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The fat kid reminded me of you.

That babyface killer looks like a joke, but I've been seeing this movie mentioned everywhere lately. Anybody actually seen it? Is it worth watching, or is the advertising doing all the work?

What? No, just get me a name, so I can stalk her on MySpace. Or Facebook. Whatever kids do these days.

There's this hottie that came into the store the other day. Blondish brown hair. She was wearing a South Park shirt, jeans, and she had a tramp stamp. She was browsing the 90s alternative girl bands section today. Anybody know her name or have a number?

Harry is dirty enough. He doesn't need to get any dirtier.

Damn. Didn't know that. RIP Chef.

Anybody laugh at how he's playing a chef?

"Hello, children!"

What are you on about, old man?

I always thought McCain looked like that creepy blank white mask they sell at Vincent Drug.

Aliens? Really? That kind of strays from the fantasy concept of the original three. Should've left well enough alone.

They suck.

Update. I actually found a disc in the bins labeled "phonikreg".

How do you know I was referring to you? We get half a dozen of these every month. If you're taking it personally, it's probably because you suck and you know it.

Some local punk keeps putting his band's demo tape in the bins. Meat doesn't care if you leave a stack of these on the counter for people to take, but stop hiding them with the rest of the inventory as if they're some nifty little thrift shop discovery. I've listened to your album, and you guys fucking SUCK.

Anyone ever been to an Oklahoma gas station? They have condom dispensers in the bathrooms. Can we get one here?

Uh... the Sandbox?

So the lesson here is don't learn guitar, just look like Lemmy?

How's that work? Did he even finish filming?

One of the big dilemmas about Halloween is figuring out what to do for it. I don't want to waste it doing something dumb like watching TV, but I probably will.