dripula69

Is this thing still for sale?

Shut up, Dirk.

No, I mean how was the sex?

So how was it?

Whoa, calm down there, wutevrnvm. No need to get personal.

Who does he think he is? Clint Eastwood?

Just kidding. I don't do drugs. You passed the test.

Don't anyone dare send me private messages about this either.

My guy is flaking out on me. Wondering if anyone can hook me up.

Joke's on you. I don't even own a toothbrush.

Shopping list. I hope I'm not forgetting anything.

Eggs
Bread
Milk
Potatoes
Lunch meat
Lettuce
Cheese
Toilet paper
Cheetos
Water

Any discounts for National Coffee Milkshake Day?

Yeah. Racist black people always trying to act like they don't have the same rights as white people. Of course, if Obama doesn't win, then they'll double down on their racism claims. Even if he's the devil in disguise, he has to win just so we can get past the stigma.

Good. Maybe that'll finally shut them up about racism and equal rights. I'd actually like to see it happen just for that reason.

If you think we're not interested in hearing about your tits because they're small, you're wrong. Don't be ashamed. Tell us more.

And then what happened?

I wouldn't be caught dead on this board.

Do it.

How long has this been going on?

No. And I don't think we should.