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Probably just a mislead for people who aren't paying attention. It's like what those Asylum movies do. Similar title, illiterate people see a keyword they recognize, and suddenly they're interested. The Hills Have Eyes movies were actually good. This is standard DTV fare. Do yourself a favor and skip it.

Fuck all three of you. Especially you, McLovin. You organ-doner piece of shit!

It was funny when Mykelti Williamson got his lip caught on that tripwire. You'd think after dying in Vietnam he'd have learned to tuck that thing in.

Whoa! I can't believe that cunt called you faggot.

At least the black dude put up a decent fight. He got some good hits in before Jason went full racist and used him as bait. It's like, bro, he's not your servant.

NO. WRONG END.

I definitely had a boner.

Believe me, when you watch this movie, you'll be far too grossed out to even think about sex. In fact, you'll probably never want to talk to me again for showing you this vile shit.

Sorry horror101, you've just been postponed. In fact, SlavicBabe and I should watch it together, so I can gauge her reactions. That's the real entertainment.

No, fuck that. I'll let you borrow it. You have to see this.

I was at the store and saw the stockers trying to sabotage this movie's sales by hiding it behind a bunch of Hollywood crap. That only made me want to see it more, even though it looked like some bowling slasher garbage. Then I actually watched the movie, and HOLY SHIT.

The kills in this movie are fucking NASTY. And one of the most despicable characters isn't even the killer. He's just an asshole who calls everyone a fucking bitch, and it's vastly amusing. Do yourself a favor and SEE this disgusting movie.

You're wrong. Men aren't into female genitalia nearly as much as you think we are, and we can prove it. Make that thread. And get very detailed. Leave nothing to the imagination.

Don't you know this thread is only for dudes to talk about how un-gay they are?

That's Terrance Zdunich, the writer. Of course he's going to act like his story is the greatest thing ever written. I've seen literal turds better than this movie.

No, really. I saw one in the men's restroom a few months ago. It had to be at least a foot long. I took a picture in case anyone wants to see it.

Don't ask for drugs on this board. Don't ask for prostitutes on this board. For fuck's sake, what can we use this board for?

I don't want a good fuck. I want a sloppy whore who's gonna sit on my face so I can lick her asshole. In fact, they should pay me for that privilege.

I want to fuck a hooker, but I only have $20. Anyone know any cheap lays around here?

They don't top it, but they at least match it. You know she's coming back, but you never know how they're going to pull it off. Then when it finally happens, you're just sitting there going, "Oh. Doi. Of course that's how they did it."

But you are racist, right?

Had to snag this elsewhere since none of the local stores had it. Never thought I'd see the day where we'd get an actual Return to Sleepaway Camp with the same cast and crew coming back. It's a total cheese fest, but somehow the vibe is almost exactly the same as the original. It feels like they actually wanted to make a Sleepaway Camp movie instead of just cashing in on the name.