Dirk

Joined: 2/5/2008

Staff Member

Someone made this account for me and I can't edit my avatar.

First off, my name isn't dirk. It's Derek. When I started working at the Hole, they told me I needed an account on the site. Then they go ahead and make an account for me using my email address, and for some reason, I can't change my username or avatar. So here I am stuck with this stupid shit because that asshole nullfire says he can't fix it, which is a total bullshit because he's the database admin. That guy is a dick.

Admin Edit: nullfire is cool.

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Movies » Trick 'r Treat

Sun, Oct 11, 2009 @ 2:32pm

Blow me, dickhead.

Movies » Trick 'r Treat

Sun, Oct 11, 2009 @ 11:04am

I liked when they killed the fat kid.

Movies » Zombieland

Fri, Oct 02, 2009 @ 8:41pm

Really? He's got a bunker?

Music » Woodstock 40th Anniversary

Wed, Jul 29, 2009 @ 8:02pm

He's from Illinois. Why would he be there?

Music » Michael Jackson is DEAD

Sat, Jun 27, 2009 @ 6:04pm

Oh, come on! Everybody comes at me telling me how damaging the accusation can be and not to be a hypocrite, then you all come at me doing the same thing. I know you're joking, but if anyone reads this thread and catches a glimpse of the wrong thing without context, that's how rumors get started. So please, shut up already.

Music » Michael Jackson is DEAD

Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 3:31pm

Sorry, my bad. But what does any of this have to do with politics?

Music » Michael Jackson is DEAD

Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 3:01pm

Didn't he diddle kids?

The Soapbox » I'm noticing a lot of bums around the shop lately

Fri, Jun 05, 2009 @ 4:09pm

I saw a huge one the other day. Pretty intimidating actually. Blocking the whole entrance. I almost wanted to call the cops.

Movies » Drag Me to Hell

Sun, May 31, 2009 @ 10:12am

Where's Evil Dead 4? Bruce isn't getting any younger.

Movies » Terminator 4

Sun, May 24, 2009 @ 5:04pm

Yeah, fuck McG and his stupid name. Chuck is a good show, though. Has a surprising amount of Terminator references in it too.

Movies » Terminator 4

Sun, May 24, 2009 @ 9:50am

Throwminator.

Movies » Terminator 4

Sat, May 23, 2009 @ 10:01pm

I don't blame him. He was promised one movie, then forced to make this turkey instead.

The Sandbox » How much does the Java Hole pay?

Fri, Mar 06, 2009 @ 1:34pm

And it's going up to $8 this summer. Expect some inflation.

Movies » Coraline

Fri, Feb 06, 2009 @ 10:29pm

Is it strange that I'm getting aroused?

Movies » Taken

Mon, Feb 02, 2009 @ 4:52pm

I can never take Uncle Rico seriously.

The Soapbox » And... the glory hole is back

Mon, Feb 02, 2009 @ 2:05pm

Fucking Steve...

The Soapbox » Thanks a lot, assholes

Thu, Jan 15, 2009 @ 3:38pm

Dude, you're my boss. Why would I not listen to you?

The Soapbox » Thanks a lot, assholes

Thu, Jan 15, 2009 @ 3:15pm

I got in trouble for "skipping work" today because that asshole mono tells me Meat cut my hours. Turns out he didn't cut them, mono is a liar, and I'm still at fault? Someone tell me how any of this is fair?

Movies » Gran Torino

Wed, Jan 14, 2009 @ 9:29am

Wait, seriously? And this is the dude who believes we're supposed to be allowed to say whatever we want?

Okay. Whatever.

Movies » Gran Torino

Tue, Jan 13, 2009 @ 7:26pm

Poor guy probably has Alzheimer's, considering he's so old.

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