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Rant #xd4-niner

I planned on getting some shit done tonight, but I drank a bunch instead. I've been drinking a lot lately as means of cutting back on weed, and I've been feeling fucking FANTASTIC about it. I've been sleeping well, and I've been having all sorts of random-ass dreams. Do you hear me! Do you know what I'm saying?! I've been having dreams lately! I haven't had dreams in so long, so this is a good sign! It means I'm inspired!

My dream last night was about John Wick. I think? Cool ass movie, that was... Movies are always on the brain, especially when you work in a business that's all about shilling out movies. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was fucking pointless, but I still really want to watch it again. Hobbs and Shaw, as stupid as this movie is going to be, was selling out like crazy today. I'll probably watch that shit within the week, because of how preposterously overboard that series has gone. From street-racing to stopping super-soldier terrorists! My oh my!

Trash Epics is going to get back on track, though. I know I'm exposed to too much contemporary bullshit, but October is coming up and we're going to have some good, trashy fun, just like we always do. I'll try to watch some of those titles listed on the top 10 bezt movieez listsz, because peep and yakko listed a few titles that tickled my fancy.

Fun times are ahead, as well as some unique changes to the TE layout. Keep your eyes peeled for some weird and crazy shit, and as always, don't be afraid to suggest some more weird and crazy shit for TE to implement. Afterall, this is the only alternative IMDb replacement out there, and I'm okay with doing anything that's suggested. I've stooped to all kinds of lows, and I'm not opposed to stooping lower than I already have!

If only I didn't have to work for the next umpteen days just to put McDonalds in my mouth, I'd be getting even MORE shit done! Shit like coding, writing sleazy and bizarre trash epics, and watching pure garbage on the silver screen, but alas, I have to keep the lights on. In the mean time, keep on truckin' and drinkin' and smokin' or whatever it is that you do to keep sane.

War movie challenge - results!

Congratulations to Ballz, the victor of the war (pun intended) movie challenge. It was a close run combat right until the end with literally just a short movie in it. I have to say it, there were some disappointing showings with at least a couple of desertions (pun intended again). Court-martials will undoubtably ensue.. OK, I will stop now. Here are the results:

Ballz 4,019
Markus-san 3,929
Snowy 1,794
Box 712
Bambi 423
Der 325
Zombie 121

Ballz, I hope you discovered some movies you enjoyed, well.. I know you did! And maybe some movies you didn't enjoy so much but will give a second chance 😉. Hopefully the next challenges will be a little more "active", and I know October usually gets the numbers but sadly it will still be down on previous years I fear. So if you sucked at this one, you know what to do!

Hollywood, 1969!

We've had Once Upon a Time movies for all sorts of things. America, The West, China, Mexico, Venice, and now... Hollywood. Tarantino loves the era, and that's evident in a lot of his works, where he'll showcase grindhouse cinema, kung fu, Italian films, westerns, and whatever else inbetween.

This time, it's all about the behind the scenes for these movies, where we follow the washed up Rick Dalton and his stuntman Cliff Booth as they struggle to find work and relevance in an age of movie-making when Hollywood was breaking all sorts of new ground.

DiCaprio does his best, but he doesn't really have much to do in this movie except act. Brad Pitt steals the show with his ultra cool and extremely laid back persona. Nothing brings this guy down, and somehow, he manages to be very sexy even in his mid-50s. He has some of the best scenes in the movie, even though he's basically doing nothing the whole time, because he's got charisma for days.

Then, we have Margot Robbie shoe-horned into this film as Sharon Tate. She also has nothing to do the entire movie, and for those familiar with the true story of her life, you'll be waiting the entire movie to see how her part connects with the Manson family ordeal, but it's totally worth it, in that unexpected yet typical Tarantino fashion.

A lot of the fun parts of this movie relate to the movies that Rick Dalton stars in, whether he's currently filming them or reflecting back on them. I would totally watch some of those shitty old school movies and tv shows he was in, be it the westerns or Italian sleaze he ends up doing.

The movie has a few major scenes regarding the Manson family hippies and the ranch they dwell in, but it isn't so much about any of that as it is about the era and events around and leading up to that, so don't expect too much historical significance relating that plot, or even Sharon Tate. As said, she really is a mostly pointless character that will hardly if ever interact with our main two characters.

It seems like I'm saying some of these things as if they're detriments to the overall film, but they're not. Somehow, this movie is still rather fascinating as a period piece. It's all about soaking up that late 60s Hollywood atmosphere, and the film does an exceptional job at capturing those vibes. The film also has a phenomenal cast, but with so much of the screentime going to our primary characters, you'll wish you could get a little more out of the other side characters, because there are some awesome actors in this movie.

Most of the time, I was watching the screen rather hypnotically, because Tarantino movies at the very least are always entertaining. There are a few laugh out loud moments, and I basically loved that ending. So what's Tarantino going to do next? It seems rather out of character for him to do that rumored R-rated Star Trek movie, but fuck it. I'd watch it. I'd watch anything this fucker makes.

There are too many posts by this Box of Hair character

And I don't like it! Where's the diversity around here? I want to see other people talking about stuff, and not just that idiot box! Who does he think he is? Some kind of admin?!

This place is all about hospitality! You hear that?! HOSPITALITY!

Casualties of War

I've slacked hard on this month's war challenge, but I deemed it necessary to watch one of my favorite Brian De Palma movies. This one is based on a grizzly true story of a group of grieving soldiers who kidnap a local Vietnamese girl and proceed to torture and rape her.

The cast is excellent. Sean Penn is the main perpetrator of this heinous act. A man with seemingly no conscience as he views any natives as VC scum who deserve whatever harm they may get. Don Harvey plays his asshole lackey who you want to punch in the face. John C. Reilly is the guy who's too dumb to realize the error of his ways, and John Leguizamo plays the quiet reluctant culprit who's roped into the dirty deeds because Sean Penn is an intimidating fuck.

The only guy who wants nothing to do with any of this is Michael J. Fox, who plays the voice of reason, but he can't do much of anything because these guys are his commanding officers. This whole ordeal is a nightmare for him, leading him to question his morals and purpose in the war, since the good guys prove to be no better than the men they're fighting a war against.

This movie is rather hard to watch, because the girl really sells it, and you feel awful for what they put her through. It's emotionally devastating and downbeat, made even worse by the fact that it's true. War is tough enough when you're trying to do what's right, but here we have a bunch of soldiers knowingly doing the wrong thing.

It's hard-hitting, and if it doesn't get a reaction out of you, then you're fucked.

Also featuring Erik King (Doakes, from Dexter), Ving Rhames, and real life Nam vet Captain Dale Dye. Too bad Michael J. Fox doesn't do much these days, due to his health, because he put out one hell of a performance in this.

2019 War Movie Challenge

It's the 75th Anniversary of the D-Day landings, so what better way to commemorate them than a challenge for the month of July. The challenge will commence at 00:01 GMT on the 1st July and finish at 06:00 GMT on the 1st August.

Points will be awarded for running time, so with most war movies clocking in at well over two hours, you should be able to rack up the points. You can also watch any TV series, including documentaries if you missed out this month (The World At War comes highly recommended).

The general rule will be: the movie or TV series has to be tagged with "war" on either IMDb or Wiki. The movie or TV series does not have to include scenes of combat and can just be set during the war (i.e. Casablanca) as long as the war is integral to the development of the plot, whether it is in the foreground or the background of the story.

Horror movies set during real wars or campaigns will be permitted, as long as there is at least one scene of combat (i.e. Overlord). But no, something like Dead Snow would not count despite the Nazi theme.

Although they will not be tagged with "war" on IMDb, I will also permit fictional wars so that will include fantasy (i.e. The Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones) or science fiction (i.e. Aliens, Starship Troopers), but bare in mind there is a challenge for these genres coming up later in September I believe, so try to stick to real world history!

So sign up now (no pun intended)!

Disturbing movies to show to young women

A few female coworkers have been watching movies at my place lately. I'm trying to educate them on good movies. Currently, the goal is to show them something disturbing, to mess them up.

I figured "Bug" 2006 would be a good place to start, but it didn't phase them so much. I'm thinking of whipping out the big guns, and showing them something like "Megan is Missing". I was creeped the fuck out by that movie, so that's my best idea for a disturbing movie.

What would you show to someone if you wanted to really unnerve them?

Just when you thought I couldn't sink any lower...

Now, I'm a goddamn pizza guy!

My life is hilarious.



Granted, I only worked one shift of pizza hut at my current theater job, but still. A fucking pizza guy.

Amelia Kinkade (Angela from NotD)

I am watching Night of the Demons 1988 for the fifty kajillionth time, and I just want to say, I really want to track the actress down and chainsaw her head off because of the way she says "Oh!" very insultingly, at 23:15 here:


OK, now that I got that out of my system... I looked at her IMDB page, and apparently she does a lot of work with animals, and tries to help head off possible future animal poachers in Africa by reaching out to them when they're young and getting them to have empathy. So, OK, I guess she turned out cool. She's off the hook. Her neck will not have a close encounter with my chainsaw. A very close call for Amelia Kinkade. I now return you all to your regularly scheduled lives.

Seriously though, the way she talked at that moment was really odious, and makes me mad. I need to not watch that scene on days when I've had more than twenty cappucinos. It makes me very angry.