Cool Devices (1995-1997)

To my knowledge, there's no hentai reviews so far on this site. Not even a mention of Boku No Piku. So I figured I'd add some. This was pretty legendary, back in the day, as the most depraved hentai out there. Probably pretty tame by today's standards. Regardless, I'll review the whole series this month. Starting with this one:

Episode 1 — Curious Fruit

You may think you're all fetishy and sexually open cause you once jerked a dribble out of your quarter-hard peepee to some midget-fucking that one time, but let's be honest: you ain't got shit on the Japanese. They rank #1 in the world for train molestations, and that's even with an estimated 10% reporting rate. They're dirty as fuck. So let's dig into what makes them an entire country full of revolting perverts, via one of the most legendarily fucked-up toon series out there. Hentai assault incoming...

This first fuckin' episode kicks off with seedy strip club type bling. Classy lines like "Put Your Frankfurter in my Money Pot" splay all over the opening credits, while chained-up 2D-sluts shake their abnormally large bootys. Some whore gets cunt-and-mouth-fucked by snakes. I'd be pretty damn excited, except I've seen actual naked women before.

A slutty nun gets finger-banged by a faggy-looking dude in a crowded bar. Onlookers are downright shocked, except for one pink-haired chick who wants in on the femme digit action. She follows them and watches as the nunslut take some fagcock in her mouth. They lead her off to a whore-filled fuck-dungeon to open up her mind and her dripping slutholes. The former nun explains the rules whilst dildoing her own lubed-up shitpussy. Some other stuff happens while I'm booking a plane ticket to Japan.

The pink-haired fuckdoll gets her love-button fondled while she wraps her man-pleaser around the gaylord's meatpole. Crying bitches watch and dribble through ball-gags. Baby batter erupts all over pinkhair's face and tits. They tell her she's beautiful. Good move. Cum-drenched floozies love a shallow compliment.

Next minute, she's a sex-club fucktoy — gagged, spanked, whipped, degraded and walked on all-fours like a cunt-plugged dog to the cheers of frothing voyeurs. Cuntslime flows down her thighs and pours onto the floor. Her inner monologue informs us she (or rather the perverts that made this) finds this all very arousing. She gets speared by some hard cock and decides that the whore life is for her. The end.

It's a bit of an underwhelming start to the series, but there's enough cartoon bitch-holes and jizz-ropes to keep things somewhat interesting. Onwards and hopefully upwards to episode 2, I guess?