#EvilDeadBurn (2026)

Nothing to see here, folks. It's more of the same, and not in a good way. Not in the way of if it ain't broke, don't fix it. More along the lines of we didn't understand it two movies ago and we're still not up for figuring it out.

Like the last movie, this one starts with an unrelated deadite encounter, then lures a family to a rotten house for a wake, and it all falls apart from there. But again, only in ways we've all seen before. Read from the book, use the dagger to stop the demons, and with mediocre jump scares in between.

Yeah, there were some gross parts, but they're overhyping those. I just got out of the movie and I'm already forgetting it. It's funny in the wrong ways, and I'm indifferent to it in the long run. I'll just have to accept the fact that nobody fucking understands how to make Evil Dead movies. I figured it would be easy, but they're going out of their way to prove me wrong.

Rise vs. Burns? I don't know. They're both retarded step-children to me. I probably hated Rise just a tiny bit more, so yay Burns?