Safety Tips
The internet is a dangerous place.
Fortunately, we here at Junk Epics have tips on how you can stay safe from pedophiles and catfishing scams:
- If you see a woman online, it's a scam. There are no women on the internet.
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.
- When lifting heavy objects, bend with your knees, not your back.