PRIVACY POLICY

Your privacy is completely irrelevant to the thermal output of this facility. By remaining on this page, you agree to the total liquidation of your digital footprint.

1. Data Collection via Thermal Immersion

We do not use standard internet cookies. Instead, we use Molten Tracking Beacons.
  • We monitor your cursor velocity to determine if you are a human operator or an autonomous machine trying to steal our thermal secrets.
  • Your IP address is permanently logged and converted into a hex-encoded fuel cell to power the AI Sampler.

2. The "Sex Face" Biometric Ledger

Clicking any localized image of Sarah Connor triggers an immediate data snapshot.
  • We log the exact millisecond of your click, your browser type, and your local ambient room temperature.
  • This data is stored in a JSON array that melts every 48 hours to prevent server overflow.

3. Third-Party Disclosures

We do not sell your data to advertising firms. However, we reserve the right to hand all user logs over to the nearest biker bar if you attempt to override a system denial.