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Yeah, I know the basic excuse is "he's fucked in the head," but I still say he's impotent if he couldn't even get his dick up for these girls. Probably one of those situations where he couldn't fuck 'em, so he wanted them dead. Fucking douche.

Damn Michael for taking them away from us. I don't mean to make light of things, but what the fuck was his problem? Like I know killing guys is plenty fucked up, especially the level of brutality he exhibited, but why did he kill all these beautiful girls? I mean, the dude was almost 7 feet tall. To go after all these terrified 5 foot girls is like stepping on ants for the fuck of it. Burn in hell, Michael. You fucking faggot.

This movie was epic. The jack-off machine was aspirational, and I love all the abortions. Any movie with a junkie penis gets an A+ in my book.

Probably just a mislead for people who aren't paying attention. It's like what those Asylum movies do. Similar title, illiterate people see a keyword they recognize, and suddenly they're interested. The Hills Have Eyes movies were actually good. This is standard DTV fare. Do yourself a favor and skip it.

Fuck all three of you. Especially you, McLovin. You organ-doner piece of shit!

It was funny when Mykelti Williamson got his lip caught on that tripwire. You'd think after dying in Vietnam he'd have learned to tuck that thing in.

Whoa! I can't believe that cunt called you faggot.

At least the black dude put up a decent fight. He got some good hits in before Jason went full racist and used him as bait. It's like, bro, he's not your servant.

NO. WRONG END.

I definitely had a boner.

Believe me, when you watch this movie, you'll be far too grossed out to even think about sex. In fact, you'll probably never want to talk to me again for showing you this vile shit.

Sorry horror101, you've just been postponed. In fact, SlavicBabe and I should watch it together, so I can gauge her reactions. That's the real entertainment.

No, fuck that. I'll let you borrow it. You have to see this.

I was at the store and saw the stockers trying to sabotage this movie's sales by hiding it behind a bunch of Hollywood crap. That only made me want to see it more, even though it looked like some bowling slasher garbage. Then I actually watched the movie, and HOLY SHIT.

The kills in this movie are fucking NASTY. And one of the most despicable characters isn't even the killer. He's just an asshole who calls everyone a fucking bitch, and it's vastly amusing. Do yourself a favor and SEE this disgusting movie.

You're wrong. Men aren't into female genitalia nearly as much as you think we are, and we can prove it. Make that thread. And get very detailed. Leave nothing to the imagination.

Don't you know this thread is only for dudes to talk about how un-gay they are?

That's Terrance Zdunich, the writer. Of course he's going to act like his story is the greatest thing ever written. I've seen literal turds better than this movie.

No, really. I saw one in the men's restroom a few months ago. It had to be at least a foot long. I took a picture in case anyone wants to see it.

Don't ask for drugs on this board. Don't ask for prostitutes on this board. For fuck's sake, what can we use this board for?

I don't want a good fuck. I want a sloppy whore who's gonna sit on my face so I can lick her asshole. In fact, they should pay me for that privilege.

I want to fuck a hooker, but I only have $20. Anyone know any cheap lays around here?