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I'm sure you know what this movie is about. I bought into the hype, and my dumbass actually went out of its way to find a theater playing this atrocity. Why does this movie exist?

A woman after my own heart.

In case you couldn't tell, I'm a Zombie fan. Sequel albums seem really weird to me, especially considering Rob is all about weird and zany titles for things. This name just seemed lazy to me, but thematically, it feels spot-on. There are some great tracks on here.

That you are. I'm more of a cliche old man set in my ways, because I'm picking Alice in Chains. I still think it's weird as hell that they made sure the singer sounded exactly like Layne.

Feels like we're dead and we don't even know it. A couple months ago I'd probably be all over a movie like this, but now it just feels like reality. Morbid and bleak as fuck.

Yes. Definitely yes.

Rob Zombie is probably exactly what I need right now. Loud music, stupid horror imagery, and two hours where I don't have to think about anything else.

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I would absolutely go with you.

Sorry, I'm just a little shocked you offered.

I've had tickets for the Rob Zombie show on the 22nd since before everything happened.

I was actually going to ask the girls if any of them wanted to go. Now I don't even know if I should. Going to a concert and having a good time feels kinda wrong right now.

Annie deserved better. They all did.

I'm so fucked up right now. I keep thinking about everybody at the shop and then I remember they're just... gone. And they're never coming back.

Oh God. Isn't Laurie living with the Bracketts? Is Annie okay?

I like Willem Dafoe, so I'll probably watch it eventually. Not to spoil anything, but isn't there some really fucked-up sexual stuff in this? I heard there's a scene people were comparing to Nekromantik.

Anything to do with The Hills Have Eyes? The cover art is definitely pushing that vibe.

Anybody go out and buy a Twinkie after? You never know when they're going to be unavailable.

Christophe Waltz was fantastic. Charming and vile at the same time. That's a hard combination to pull off. I hope he wins some kind of award for that performance.

I liked that the aliens weren't just invading Earth. They're basically stuck here and everybody treats them like shit. Then you find out humans are way more fucked up than the aliens.

I miss the days when horror villains were actually iconic. I've tried thinking of a new villain and literally everything has been done already. And honestly, what happened in this town is scarier than anything I've seen in a movie. I don't even want to give Myers credit for anything, but that fucking look is scary.

It's not all bad. At least it was set in the future war and didn't have any more shoehorned time travel. Seeing the machines actually running the war was pretty cool.

You want to know something weird, though? The little girl who played young Jenny in Forrest Gump looks a lot like Judith Myers.

Ugh. Forrest Gump? Really? Get the fuck out of here. I thought we were better than that mainstream crap.

Probably because you're all about lawns and death and stuff. I was mowing my lawn once and ran over a rock that shot out and busted my shin open. That shit is no joke.