mono

Sell a kidney. It's Zeppelin.

Men are hardwired to love tits. It's science.

The latest Twilight book just came out earlier this month and we've already got a dozen copies of it. I guess people are reading it, then trying to pawn it off on us as fast as possible.

Due to our surplus, we won't offer more than $3 for it.

Every time we get a copy of SOAD's "Steal This Album!", some jackass steals it. That's why we're putting it in the glass container. Not because it's some great and expensive piece of art. But because you guys are fucking ASSHOLES.

You have plenty of time to get educated before the show. 10,000 Days was a pretty solid album. I look forward to what they'll do next, but I know he gets pretty intricate with it. I'm just hoping he doesn't take too long with it.

Now he's saying that music videos are filled with subliminal messages. Then again, he says the same thing about TV commercials, radio ads, radio signals, internet, and basically everything.

No. But the fact that you believed it's something he would do and even visualized it is something I'm sure he'll cherish forever. I know I will.

I've actually seen Meat take a shit on a Nickelback album.

It's easier when you're actually hearing it.

Music isn't something you can easily talk about. You know that riff that goes like:

dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo

blah blah blah

?

Ask him. Worst he can do is tell you to fuck off.

Put a flyer up in the store.

I'm surprised you don't know, what with being a digital bitch and all...

That was the joke, genius.

That would actually make a pretty good motto for this place.

I can't see any of these pictures.

This is why you people shouldn't be allowed to pick businesses based on signage. Every tattoo joint is the place with the skull logo.

No, not yet. Just an assumption though. No girl is going to hang onto the emo lifestyle beyond high school. Besides, I'm pretty sure their generation invented it.

Pretty sure she goes to Haddonfield High. They're all into that garbage.

He also said the voting process is controlled by record companies. Van Halen getting in was proof that somebody there still has a soul.