punkguy905

Some members are irreplaceable. Especially when they're really fucking tall with a distinctive voice, like Joey Ramone.

And as I've said before, just because my username has "punk" in it doesn't mean I need to listen to whatever form of punk fits your strict definition. The genre is versatile, and punks can listen to whatever the fuck they want.

Probably Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown. I'm a sucker for this noise.

They've found at least half a dozen other bodies around town. I keep refreshing the news and every time there's another name or another detail. I don't even know what I'm supposed to say.

I'm not trying to be mean, but half of them aren't even trying to look good. They're basically dressed in rags. They have no shame in letting it all hang out.

They're all hanging out in the back. Some of them are so saggy and worn out. How do people let themselves go like this?

I'm confused. Are you selling something or not?

Yeah, reserve those for PMs. ;)

To be fair, they didn't patch it up very well. The filling just kinda popped out.

What I hated most was how cool this movie thought it was. Every five seconds it's reminding you how edgy and awesome everything is. That narrator guy especially. He's acting like he's showing us hot shit when this movie is just hot garbage.

The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound

You can go to the Rabbit in Red and get a stripper to shove her ass in your face for that price, but a good fuck is gonna cost you a lot more.

Yeah, that's exactly what they'd be doing. Sticking their eye in a dick-hole to watch you take a dump.

It only took about 9 months to get rid of it, but they did it. They patched it up.

So I was in the store the other day while Harley was working. I guess she didn't know I was there, but she was definitely singing that song. It wasn't even playing at the time, but she was still screaming the chorus over and over again.

That depends. Can I have sex with you?

Not all of them. Just the ones that shit everywhere. And the ones I can't have sex with.

Can't. I'm allergic.

Try asking Laurie. She wears cat shirts sometimes. I'm assuming she likes cats.

Dick move on their part. If they didn't want them, they should've had the cat spayed.

Abortions for some... miniature American flags for others!

And... she just deleted her MySpace account. Way to go, you fucking psycho.