So I decided to pick out a movie last night from a 9 pack I found in the Walmart dump bin. I saw Nobody Can Cool and it said Last House on the Left meets Reservoir Dogs. I'm thinking no way it is going to be as good as either of those movies. Anyways I put it in and basically it's about this couple Susan and David going to a friends cabin. The couple arrive at the cabin and somebody is already there and Susan's friend said the cabin would be empty. Susan wants to leave and stay at a hotel, but David said let's just stay here. The couple fight constantly throughout movie. The couple Susan and David find at the cabin are Gigi and Len. You can already tell something is weird with this couple. And Susan senses it too, but David is pretty much clueless.
After Susan and David get settled in and go to sleep, they are awakened by sound of a car. Susan tells David they are stealing our car, but he still sleeps. Susan goes to the door and they are locked in, but that doesn't stop her she climbs out the window. And soon is captured by an angry Len. Len is mad and tells Gigi that she was supposed to lock the door. Gigi says she did. Len tells Susan if you would have stayed in your room you would be fine. And then Gigi wakes up David and they tie Susan and David up. Then the audience gets a series of David and Susan nearly escaping and being captured and sort of back and forth of escapes. We also find out that Gigi and Len were involved in some sort of robbery gone wrong and their friend Tommy is upstairs hurt. And we learn about Moe another criminal involved. And basically a lot of character interaction with hardly any violence really.
Basically I sat there waiting for Moe to come in and I thought when Moe gets there things are going to get brutal. I thought he will probably rape Susan because surely if someone mentions Last House on the Left there will be rape in this movie. But no rape and some violence in Nobody Can Cool.
All in all Nobody Can Cool is a good movie more of a thriller and not brutal at all, but I was entertained. I was actually just going to do a mini review of this, but I started rambling. Anyways Nobody Can Cool 7/10. It's entertaining, but is nothing like Reservoir Dogs or Last House on the Left.