#SantaClaws 1996

John Russo's Christmas horror movie is pretty boring, but so are all of his movies. He looks like that average generic relative of yours that you know nothing about, and he makes average generic movies that aren't good, nor bad. They're so neutral that they fill your heart with apathy.

I put on Santa Claws because I'd never seen it before, but then I realized I had seen it before. I know this because I already gave it a mediocre rating.

Raven Quinn (Debbie Rochon) is a model who is stalked by her obsessive neighbor Wayne (Grant Kramer (not the cool Grant Cramer from Killer Klowns)), and this guy happens to be a complete tool. Her separated photographer of a husband Eric (John Mowod) has to save the day when Wayne goes nuts.

I forget what happens in the end, even though I just watched it, but there's a garden claw and a happily ever after ending.

Fun fact about John Mowod... he tried to murder his wife a few years ago. That ol' rascal...

And for my next #Xmas movie, I might put on Santa Claws (1996). I haven't seen that one yet.