#JackO 1995

Get ready for a painful experience with this mid-90s trash! It looks like it might be decent with a scythe-wielding pumpkin-headed slasher, but not even Fred Olen Ray in the producer's chair can make this movie entertaining.

Linnea Quigley showering seductively helps, but it's still not enough. Yeah, soap up that ass! Soap up those tits, because they don't call 'em dirty pillows for nothing.

The kills are amateur and the special magic effects are crap. There's one part where the kid is getting buried alive and moans, "Nooo" in such an unenthused way, you can only assume he's answering the question no one ever asks, which is "Should I watch Jack-O?"

Super boring movie. I'm ashamed of myself for enduring through the whole thing, because there was no payoff. John Carradine is also in there somewhere, even though he died 7 years before this movie came out.