Pig Fuckers

I read recently where pig female vaginas are all swirly inside to accomodate the corkscrew shaped male pig boner. So if you fuck a pig, it would break your straight human dick in a bunch of different directions. The lesson is, try to keep your cool and don't fuck pigs.

AND, of all of the people who have fucked pigs in their lives... I just want to know, who among them has gone on to do something great? Who is the best human pig fucker? I'm sure someone has fucked a pig then has had a life that has transcended that gross deed. I'm sure it was, like, Shakespeare, or someone aweseome like that.