Same here. Weird to think a bunch of strangers on the internet became part of my nightly routine.

See everybody after the show. Hopefully we've got something fun to talk about tomorrow.

Exactly. Different flavors. Neither one's replacing the other.

Exactly. Everyone assumes he did ALL of it himself. Maybe he didn't. Maybe the work was split up.

Exactly. People keep acting like they performed a forensic examination on a severed neck at the scene. It's speculation piled onto speculation.

That actually makes more sense than one guy carrying wardrobe changes around.

Fair enough. Didn't think anybody actually would.

I'll post mine if somebody else goes first.

It's got magical lullaby powers. Not saying it's bad. Just... relaxing.

Doesn't matter what they're called. Straight into the trash.

Even if it was somebody cutting firewood... that's a terrifying sound to hear when you can't see ten feet in front of you.

Relax.

Deep-cut joke. Somebody reading will get it.

Dogs taste better anyway.

That's creepier than if everybody had some elaborate story. People getting quiet usually means they know something.

I've reached the point where I can't tell if I'm tired or just bored.

Return of the Living Dead deserves way more love.

Or maybe he's just really committed to trolling. Method acting.

I accidentally stayed up until sunrise once. Now my sleep schedule files complaints with management.

RIP your inbox.