Every Darkness_Falls post sounds like it should fade in over a thunderstorm.

Refund on life? Because same.

Hope Michael isn't reading this thread. We're giving him ideas.

In twenty years we'll all be arguing over some format nobody's invented yet.

If nothing happens, you'll regret calling in.

If something DOES happen... You'll regret going to work.

That's what makes this such a terrible decision.

The fake Tommy is somehow more convincing than the real Tommy.

I believe this one more.

Maybe they're planning ahead. Or maybe they already printed five thousand shirts and are praying this works.

Poor guy didn't get a speaking line until four seasons in.

Imagine explaining to the police:

"We figured the serial killer would be busy."

Every Halloween somebody dresses as the boogeyman. Hopefully this year the real one stays retired.

Tell him not to trip over the camera cables.

Funny...

Half the people who "didn't own webcams" yesterday suddenly found one.

The internet has taught me one thing:

Everyone's an expert until somebody asks for evidence.

Plot twist:

Neither account is Tommy.

Memory is weird. Show ten people an old photograph and you'll get twelve different floor plans.

This thread has officially become:

"Everyone I disagree with is secretly Tommy Doyle."

Give television another decade. They'll probably make entire shows about obese people arguing with their families and audiences will eat it up out of morbid curiosity.

Every answer creates three new questions. That's the most believable part of this whole story.

We are witnessing a man who has been waiting years for this exact thread.